Saw a random dollar bill sitting on the shelf at Home Depot, picked it up and :wtf:

couchlock

digital nomad
OT Supporter
Apr 8, 2002
77,537
The Highway
Damn

Keybump at a minimum and circle back in 15 minutes for a swipe into the garbage can or your pocket yaheard
swear-cry.gif
 

Do it To it

Only thing I hate more than kids is an empty glass
OT Supporter
Mar 5, 2005
41,840
Pittsburgh, PA
Gotta get those extra thick boy bags so they don’t rip when you crush up your shit
:roflwtf:

They make cash from cloth so it doesn't rip.

They make Bic lighters smooth so they lay flat.

They make business cards by the thousands so you can use a fresh clean edge for scoopin and don't have to feel bad about bendin it in half.

None of the things readily available and produced for effective efficient easy crushin are thick plastic bags
 

wizurd

OT Supporter
Mar 7, 2002
164,993
:roflwtf:

They make cash from cloth so it doesn't rip.

They make Bic lighters smooth so they lay flat.

They make business cards by the thousands so you can use a fresh clean edge for scoopin and don't have to feel bad about bendin it in half.

None of the things readily available and produced for effective efficient easy crushin are thick plastic bags

Well back in my day..

You'd put the bag on a flat spot near the gear shifter or cup holder, smash that shit with your phone, and take key bumps til you got where you're goin.
 

Users who are viewing this thread

About Us

  • Please do not post anything that violates any Local, State, Federal or International Laws. Your privacy is protected. You have the right to be forgotten. Site funded by advertising, link monetization and member support.
OT v15.13.2 Copyright © 2000-2023 Offtopic.com
Served by fx.offtopic.com

Online statistics

Members online
407
Guests online
105
Total visitors
512

Forum statistics

Threads
79,669
Messages
7,765,135
Members
87,082
Latest member
jasonct