shit thread

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

DUDE. I am ripe AF 😅

 

[MassiveGas]

How many doubled eggs did you have?

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

How many doubled eggs did you have?

A dozen

 

[intro_vert13]

@smellslikeshitgoddam

 

[MassiveGas]

A dozen

Good thing they were doubled. Then you'd only have had 6

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

Good thing they were doubled. Then you'd only have had 6

haha totally

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

Except I had a DOZEN eggs, so that’s 24 doubled

 

[Moonlight Graham]

3,6 roentgen not great not terrible

 

[///TRASH]

Closing my eyes and imagining the pungent odor of a fat guy’s wet fart on Thanksgiving evening has me hard as a fucken rock

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

Closing my eyes and imagining the pungent odor of a fat guy’s wet fart on Thanksgiving evening has me hard as a fucken rock

So

Much

Turkey

 

[intro_vert13]

Closing my eyes and imagining the pungent odor of a fat guy’s wet fart on Thanksgiving evening has me hard as a fucken rock

jumbo yuck-yucks

 

[///TRASH]

jumbo yuck-yucks

Hell yeah just some big old hairy man tits covered in turkey drippings and ingrown hairs

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

Hell yeah just some big old hairy man tits covered in turkey drippings and ingrown hairs

Turkey drippings

 

[morrowalnut]

my farts literally never smell bad

i fart a lot


a lot

but zero smell

 

[morrowalnut]

How many doubled eggs did you have?

username checks out

 

[deaddweeb]

I’ve peed out my butthole twice so far

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

I’ve peed out my butthole twice so far

too MUCH SAUCE!

 

[smellslikeshitgoddam]

@smellslikeshitgoddam

Man I haven't farted since 4:16pm today. I know the exact time because I was zooming with my folks when I ripped

 

[El Slotho]

Deep and mean baby #stank

 

[Remy Bressant]

jumbo yuck-yucks

Hell yeah just some big old hairy man tits covered in turkey drippings and ingrown hairs

good lord thats a terrible mental picture

 

[Phx Cobra]

Big long glorious farts. The trumpet of excess.

 

[limsoup]

Closing my eyes and imagining the pungent odor of a fat guy’s wet fart on Thanksgiving evening has me hard as a fucken rock

jumbo yuck-yucks

Hell yeah just some big old hairy man tits covered in turkey drippings and ingrown hairs

What is wrong with you guys. Lmk so I so I can save a trip to the doc

 

[intro_vert13]

What is wrong with you guys. Lmk so I so I can save a trip to the doc

bruh you committing a HIPAA violation tf is wrong with you

 

[Ron]

Already pooping

 

[Scottwax]

No farts but I had corn today. So my next shit should be more colorful than usual.