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[jrmcm]

 

[Genius/GZA]

merry christmas bro, you a good dad.

 

[Fordgasm]

Got my 5 year old daughter a huge ass doll house, like 5 feet tall. I’m dreading assembling it all day tomorrow, from the reviews it sounds like the instructions are so bad they might as well not include any.

 

[jrmcm]

merry christmas bro, you a good dad.

Merry Christmas, homey

 

[Genius/GZA]

Got my 5 year old daughter a huge ass doll house, like 5 feet tall. I’m dreading assembling it all day tomorrow, from the reviews it sounds like the instructions are so bad they might as well not include any.

gl brotha

 

[Mperor]

Just finished some electric three wheel something.

 

[spooled2.2]

I did that yesterday. Kids kitchen. It was like 53 steps. Worth it tho.

 

[Grape_Ape]

Drankin and listening to ignant ass music

 

[Mr Chan]

Not this year! I've done this for the last 4 years. This year she got a remote controlled car and a kiddo tablet.

 

[midnite]

having kids

 

[FBI-SS]

Giving my son a box of coal.

 

[Genius/GZA]

Drankin and listening to ignant ass music

 

[jrmcm]

Done

 

[monolith]

Did all that stuff over Hanukkah, tomorrow is just small stuff.

Looks great though, kid is going to go nuts I bet.

 

[monolith]

Also

 

[Type2]

Missing an important curved washer

 

[Calamity Clam]

Why doesn't Santa ever wrap his gifts? Even back when I was a kid he would always leave everything out in the open.

 

[Hyperite]

Why doesn't Santa ever wrap his gifts? Even back when I was a kid he would always leave everything out in the open.

My shit from santa was always wrapped.... your was lazy

 

[jrmcm]

Why doesn't Santa ever wrap his gifts? Even back when I was a kid he would always leave everything out in the open.

Gifts from parents are wrapped. Gifts from Santa aren’t.
That‘s how kids know which ones were from Santa.
It’s also how parents can get out of wrapping the last 3 presents at 1am when they’re fucking spent. And that’s actually the entire reason.

 

[Redsand187]

Is the tiny stocking for the kid or the kitty?

 

[Aznpho]

I built a shit ton last year but this year was easy...put together a trampoline in 15 minutes.

 

[intro_vert13]

not related but I did the house

edit: dig

 

[Type2]

Got my 5 year old daughter a huge ass doll house, like 5 feet tall. I’m dreading assembling it all day tomorrow, from the reviews it sounds like the instructions are so bad they might as well not include any.

did one like that last year that my daughters grandfather bought her. Shit was 3 stories took half the day and my back was wrecked.

 

[jrmcm]

Is the tiny stocking for the kid or the kitty?

Cat. Took our stockings down to fill ‘em

 

[Type2]

Also, takes some balls to buy someone else’s kid a toy that takes a lot of effort to assemble and expect you to do it imo.