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Fordgasm

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May 12, 2001
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Got my 5 year old daughter a huge ass doll house, like 5 feet tall. I’m dreading assembling it all day tomorrow, from the reviews it sounds like the instructions are so bad they might as well not include any.
 
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Mr Chan

White not Rob
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Jun 30, 2005
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Not this year! I've done this for the last 4 years. This year she got a remote controlled car and a kiddo tablet.
 

monolith

Hey, Herbie! How's life? Taking forever.
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May 9, 2004
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Did all that stuff over Hanukkah, tomorrow is just small stuff.

Looks great though, kid is going to go nuts I bet.
 

monolith

Hey, Herbie! How's life? Taking forever.
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May 9, 2004
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jrmcm

This world shall know pro-pain
Oct 9, 2001
73,892
Plano, TX
Why doesn't Santa ever wrap his gifts? Even back when I was a kid he would always leave everything out in the open.
Gifts from parents are wrapped. Gifts from Santa aren’t.
That‘s how kids know which ones were from Santa.
It’s also how parents can get out of wrapping the last 3 presents at 1am when they’re fucking spent. And that’s actually the entire reason.
 

Type2

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Apr 26, 2002
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Got my 5 year old daughter a huge ass doll house, like 5 feet tall. I’m dreading assembling it all day tomorrow, from the reviews it sounds like the instructions are so bad they might as well not include any.

did one like that last year that my daughters grandfather bought her. Shit was 3 stories took half the day and my back was wrecked.
 
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Type2

Suck my Amex
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Also, takes some balls to buy someone else’s kid a toy that takes a lot of effort to assemble and expect you to do it imo.
 

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