MSIGuy
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- May 30, 2005
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So I walk into work today and we're slammed, customers everywhere. I go help the first person I see, a guy in his mid 60's, he asks me if we have telescopes, I tell him we sure do. I take him over to our telescope area and here's how the conversation went...
Him: "I need one powerful enough to study the craters on the moon."
Me: "Well this is our most powerful telescope."
Him: "I need it to study the secret structures on the moon..."
Me: "Oh, really..." (Thinking
)
Him: "Yeah, I'm reading a book that tells all about the secret race of aliens that live on the moon!"
Me: (Trying to hold it together...) "Sounds like an interesting book..."
Him: "It's true, there are 89 different biodomes built in the craters of the moon! The moon is inhabited!"
Me: "Okay... Let me go in the back to see if this telescope is powerful enough to spy on alien biodomes..."
What the mother fuck!?! This guy wasn't drunk, he wasn't high, he truly believed this shit. I could hardly keep it together while talking to him, I had to go to the back stock room and laugh...
I came back out, gave him my card and asked him to give me a call if he finds the location of the secret alien moon base.
Him: "I need one powerful enough to study the craters on the moon."
Me: "Well this is our most powerful telescope."
Him: "I need it to study the secret structures on the moon..."
Me: "Oh, really..." (Thinking
)Him: "Yeah, I'm reading a book that tells all about the secret race of aliens that live on the moon!"
Me: (Trying to hold it together...) "Sounds like an interesting book..."
Him: "It's true, there are 89 different biodomes built in the craters of the moon! The moon is inhabited!"
Me: "Okay... Let me go in the back to see if this telescope is powerful enough to spy on alien biodomes..."
What the mother fuck!?! This guy wasn't drunk, he wasn't high, he truly believed this shit. I could hardly keep it together while talking to him, I had to go to the back stock room and laugh...I came back out, gave him my card and asked him to give me a call if he finds the location of the secret alien moon base.
