Discussion in 'On Topic' started by TRN, Sep 25, 2006.
Did he really go?
what's the point of even asking???
Really taking that DEP a bit far!
lol why dosent he just go already?!?! dont they have a quick ship program?
I motion to ban Accord from life.
cliffs on accord?
a guy who's been on marine DEP since the carter administration, yet thinks he is a marine. was banned (by means of charitable donations) from teh barracks til after boot, and apparently didn't make his ship date? yeah, that seems right.
Remember when you were 4 and you wanted to go to school with all the big kids? You were so excited to be doing what they are doing, you thought you knew it all because maybe you could count, or knew your ABCs.
The first day you were really shy and didn't want to be there.
This is Accord with the Marines, except he hasn't gone to boot yet.
BUT - it must be said somewhere in this ownage thread that Accord DID pull his fat ass up out of his lazy chair by his own sheer determination to make something better of himself. He HAS become a much stronger, leaner, more determined recruit wannabe than most DEPers I have seen at MEPS in the several times I've bent over and spread 'em during my on/off/on/off/on career in the military.
But yeah... he really needs to just ship already.
The only props I can give him is: Yes he was a very very fat guy. Then one day woke up and said "I'm going to lose weight and become a Marine." He was extremely determined and accomplished the first goal. He is now in very good shape. Something most people will never do, even some in the military.
He just needs to ship.
My props go to him for breaking up that attempted rape last year by getting the cops out there quick enough to break it up.
You don't remember?
You were drunk. You got turned down by all the good looking women, all the friday night closing time women, all the prostitutes outside the bar, AND the homeless old lady collecting bottles from the dumpster. When you tried to have your way with a drunken sailor, Accord stepped in and stopped you. He said something about "that hole is reserved for the Marine Corps" ... or something.
Hmmm, must be that night I woke up wearing women's underwear and sand in my mouth. I thought I had suppressed that memory.
Accord would have to tell it...but it was pretty damn cool what he did.
I remember the general story, but not the details. Very cool.
Like that's never happened to you.
I remember trying to send you a PM some time ago. Your PM box was full. Some other OTers were talking about they don't know how someone could fill up their PM box. Some said they usually delete theirs after reading.
You said, because you moderate the main OT Forum, your PM box is constantly flooded.