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The Ripper

New Member
Dec 25, 2006
7,884
Colorado Springs, Co
So theres this super hot chick in the building I work and every one wants a peice of her. Shes freaking slamming. Every one has that one chick at work that they fantasize about. Well this one is mine. She just has a slamming body and super pretty face. She also dresses kind of slutty so that makes it even more appealing for me because im into sluts.

So today im fixing some wiring in the building and I go into this wire closet thats in her office. I was in there for a good hour fixing some wiring and then I chilled out and was on OT for awhile off my lap top while in there bassically just waisting time so I wouldnt be given any work before lunch. Mean while this chick comes in her office while I was in there and didnt even know I was there.

She begins to start masterbating. Im about to come out and I notice this and Im like holy crap what do I do. I dont want to be the creepy guy watching in the closet do I? So I have four options available to me.
1. comence to jerk like a perv
2. wait until she leaves and hide in the closet till then
3. walk out and be like omg wtf
4. attempt to perform sexuals

So im like fuck this Im gonna try and tap that ass. So im thinking to myself how the hell am I going to do this? So I let her get into it more and more, I figure the hotter she is the higher my success rate. Well About 10 mins in I gather up my nerve and open the door and say "can I give you a hand?"

The chick has her legs spread wide open rubbing her clit and had her boob out and was playing with her nipple. She goes AHHHHHHHH! covers up mad fast and goes where the hell did you come from!

I reply I was in the wire closet working on the wiring when I stumbled upon you doing what you were doing.

Her, Um oh ugh ok ugh sorry

Me, so um yeah you need a hand.

She turns bright red and tells me to gtfo, I go to leave and then her door is locked and I cant get it open because its all ghettofied.

Her, you have to pull and turn it.

I do so and still cant get it open

Her, jiggle it when you do it then pull on it and turn it

Me, wtf is this a door nob or a nipple.

The door opens and I leave.
 

Kuet

New Member
May 3, 2006
9,612
Hong Kong
your not getting fired. She wont say shit ....

"I was masturbating and fencemask was in the closet watching me" ....

.."uh no i told him to do some electrical work in there"...

:eek2:" oh"....

...."so...you were doing what ??!?!"
:mamoru:

SHe would probably quit.


Oh and pics of said girl, or it didnt happen.
 

CRaiNK

ЧЕМПИОН
Feb 9, 2001
22,834
Vancouver-Moskva
your not getting fired. She wont say shit ....
I was masturbating and fencemask was in the closet watching me ....

...uh no i told him to do some electrical work in there...

:eek2: oh....

....so...you were doing what ??!?! :mamoru:
shuldnt you be working?
 

adrenalin112

Active Member
Dec 30, 2003
28,272
SoCal --> Tempe
1. never happened.
2. pics of this chick to prove that she's actually "hot" because i dont trust your taste in wimmenz
3. why would you give the bitch 10mins to get hot, maybe like 2 or 3 at the max
4. your line sucked. you should have just complimented her, and then made a move on her.
5. didnt you just get recently engaged during a drinking binge?
 
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The Ripper

The Ripper

New Member
Dec 25, 2006
7,884
Colorado Springs, Co
1. never happened.
2. pics of this chick to prove that she's actually "hot" because i dont trust your taste in wimmenz
3. why would you give the bitch 10mins to get hot, maybe like 2 or 3 at the max
4. your line sucked. you should have just complimented her, and then made a move on her.
5. didnt you just get recently engaged during a drinking binge?

1. tr00f

2. I dotn have a cam phone or a cam at work.

3. have you ever been with a women? 2 - 3 minutes and they are just getting warmed up. If you want to hit up a bitch thats full throttle you need to wait a good 8 - 10 minutes. Especially if they are doing the work because they like to tease them selves and bs around. A women isnt built like a guy you noob. Guys are on or off.

Women are like irons it takes awhile for them to get heated up but once they are hot it takes for ever to cool them down. Sexz0r 101 for you. You suck at teh sekz and women probably think you have wak nigga syndrome.

4. How the hell am I supposed to complement her, you want me to come out with roses to. Hello there girl masterbating on her desk you look absolutely ravashing today while you are furiously rubbing your clitoris in a circular fashion with two of your delicate fingers. I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you and your delightful vagina.

5. Fuck yeah I did but you know what, I like to party.
 
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The Ripper

The Ripper

New Member
Dec 25, 2006
7,884
Colorado Springs, Co
in all honestly I think my biggest mistake was I should have walked out with dick in hand. I think if she would have seen a hard dick come out of no where it would have increased my chances. Either that or came up and sneaked up on her. Who the fuck knows.
 

REDTAIL

New Member
Mar 31, 2008
1,346
It sounds fake but I can't prove it is so why be a negative nancy? Im gonna say. mmmmmmother FUCK YEAH! That's hilarious. Ive never seen anything like that at work.
 

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