black plastic dildo out of a guy's ass HIPPA violation here I go, but I didnt know this actually happened Guy comes in, looks totally normal, except for the fact that its 5AM, so I know something is going to be whack. "So, whats the emergency today?" "Umm, I'm constipated" "Uhh, what makes that an emergency at 5AM?" Long story short guy proceeds to tell the story of how he cant sleep early this morning, tries to jerk off to "relax and make himself sleepy," but cant get off, so has boyfriend proceed to shove a pretty fucking massive 12" dildo up his ass, and when he shoots "my ass kind of contracted and sucked it in all of a sudden" Of course, as professional as I am, i cant help but crack the fuck up while the guy is looking at me like I mean, what can you do but laugh in that kind of situation? fuck it. needless to say, he's so stressed his vitals are through the roof. So, doctor sedates the guy, and we bust open a vaginal exam tray to open this guy up and see what we can see. By this point, the thing is so far up his ass the doc would have to shove his whole hand up there to get it out, and the suction behind this thing was such that even if he got it, it would probably be impossible to pull it out. After a few more minutes of attempting to thread a catheter around the dildo to relieve the suction, doc gives up. Xrays taken, showing this fucking huge, really clearly defined veiny penis shoved a ridiculously far way up his colon. I wish to god i had pics. Guy is gonna be in surgery later today getting this thing surgically removed. Surgeon says he doesnt think he'll be able to avoid cutting through this guy's stomach; he's gonna be in recovery for weeks PS - "boyfriend" didnt even show up. He probably shoved the dildo up his ass himself.