So I was sitting in class today...

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  1. ralyks

    ralyks New Member

    Feb 22, 2005
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    And this girl starts cheating on her exam, right in front of the teacher and nobody notices. Well I was getting pissed off, I could feel my blood boiling and my head growing larger than it already is, I had to do something about it. While everyone was paying attention to their exams I pulled my 10lb plate out of pocket and chucked it at the back of her head, cause brain and blood so splatter all over the teacher and the rest of the room, everyone exploded in panic. Amidst the screaming and scrambling I managed to pick up her body and run through a whole in the wall I made. I knew there was no turning back, so I popped my $250 worth of animal pak and headed for the gym in my viper, my refuge, my cave.

    When I got there I realized I forgot my video camera, it didn't matter, animals don't like being video taped. I skewered the barbell through her body and put on 8 45lb plates, then proceeded to curl 84 reps before my bicep exploded, shocking some old lady on the treadmill to death. Jamming the old lady into my arm I managed to create a temporary muscle, and forced out 16 more reps. The animal in me was getting hungry, undeniably hungry, I grabbed the the goon next to me and bit off the lower portion of his torso. This was my gym, my den, so I pissed everywhere and went back to my studio to make some gay porn.

    Some think I'm crazy, some say I'm an animal, buffalos aren't called mister.

  2. Sgt. Ownage

    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

    May 5, 2004
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    shit's dead bro....
  3. AaronOC

    AaronOC Guest

    Really :wtf:
  4. Jaccordan

    Jaccordan Guest

    isnt t hat bald dude King?
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