Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by size18boarder, Jul 8, 2008.
How would you plan those 9 days?
coke and diuretics
"When life gives you lemons - just say 'fuck the lemons' and bail"
when life gives you lemons paint that shit gold
you can dehydrate yourself the day of the pool party
I love this time of year.
I'd use those 9 days to invent a time machine and go back a few months to cut as much weight as possible.
home surgery liposuction with a shop-vac
do abs every day non-stop and don't eat or drink water.
umm... starve for 6 days while eating nothing but diet pills and coke zero. then for 3 days only drink laxatives and whiskey. if you can get to day 9 without dying, youll be the first. but damn if everyone else didn't look sexy lying in the ER.
i should ban you for that