Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by NormanNormal, Aug 31, 2005.
think I can make it?
We believe in you.
im not even gonna try... i dont think its possible or healthy
To be honest, NO 25 pounds in three weeks really is not gonna happen, i would suggest carying some lead in your pockets, Seriously
Other heavy metals such as tungsten, iridium, osmium, platinum,etc... would do
wear some cargo pants with bricks in all pockets
Eat as much food as possible from now until then. Don't shave, trim your fingernails, anything. Eat a huuuge meal about 4-5 hours before you go. On your way to get weighed, drink as much water as possible. A full gallon would be ideal.
Will you be clothed while you get weighed? Put on a heavy pair of boots, fill them with weights. Wear two sweaters and put any something heavy in the pockets. Wear cargo pants and put some kind of weights in your pockets. You can also wash your clothes before you leave and put them in the dryer for like 15 minutes so they're not sopping wet, but they're still damp and heavy.
Wear a hat and put something heavy under it.
You can do it.
eat starbucks icecream every night, pokesteve did it, so can you!
but seriously, if you're not on creatine right the water weight from that can be like 10lb (about what i retain). throw in a buncha unhealthy food everyday, a stomach and bladder full of water at the weigh in, and some heavy boots and a pocket or two with lead in 'em. i'm sure you can do it.
edit : and dont shit for 2 days prior.
i dont think i undersatnd how this works? are u severly underweight or something?
do that shit that that guy did in that post from awhile back for the radio station contest...
The guy from the radio thing awhile back starved/dehydrated before the weigh in, so it wasn't a true gain of all that weight. Eat everything in sight, then the day before the weigh in + morning take in spoonfuls of salt + as much water as you'll hold. You'll also have to refrain from masturbating, that'll add some weight.
take in a lot of sodium and drink a lot of water.
I still hope you're not just writing a book pm me and tell me that was just a bad joke PLEASE!!!
norman is 5'11? damn, i thought he was a few inches shorter. thats bs if u rally can't get insured.
lots of sodium + water
Move to Canada.
yeah, don't you have 25lbs of platinum just lying around?
why not? i don't want to imagine the health problems you could have at 5'11 and 90 lbs.
ice cream and bananas in addition to huge meals....
seriously though eat a ton of bananas the 2-3 day before and the day of the weigh in, for whatever reason the cause a high percentage of weight retention compared to weight consumed.
dude, I bought it before rare metal prices jumped
It is possible. Eat the shit out of everything.
have you gained since you started posting here norman?
he has had ups and downs.