So I've been taking an edible in the evenings, going to bed, and writing down things I think are funny.

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Essential employees. Who decides this? Usually the people they call essential are the ones pushing the baskets back to the store in the rain.
They make minimum wage, and the store doesn't even supply them with a windbreaker.

Mostly, if you have a job and they pay you, you're essential, or they wouldn't be throwing their money away. Sure, you can quit,
but they'll just hire someone else.

If you're a heart surgeon, you're essential.
If you're a nurse assisting the heart surgeon, you're essential.
If you're working at a 7/11 and the heart surgeon comes in for a slurp, you're essential.
If you snake out the heart surgeon's commode because its all clogged up, you too are essential.

They're called jobs.
Unessential employees don't get hired in the first place.
You don't have to pay an unessential employee.
Its called being a volunteer.
 

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They were asking neighbors on the news about the guy who blew up downtown Nashville. The neighbors all said - quiet guy. Kind of a loner.
This is a tip to potential mad bombers everywhere. Dont get all chatty with the neighbors about how certain people need to die.

They profile this kind of person. Always quiet, work in menial jobs, single, no prospects on the horizon.
What you really don't want is a high achiever, gregarious, big buck salary kind of guy who wants to overthrow society.
That would be real trouble.
 
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Ah, hell, one more.

Influencers is not a word. You cant be a subterfuger, or a distracterer. And if you're affluent, and go out and buy an expensive car,
you're not being an affluencer. You're just being rich.
 
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