So my middle daughter is over with her two kids

[wildflower]

and she's talking about a new female exec they have in her company.
She says - she really knows how to sell herself.

I give her this startled look and she spits wine on the table.

Not to worry. It was Charles Shaw.

 

[Prince of Zamunda]

 

[The Shish Kebab]

absolutely riveting tale my man

 

[Firewall97]

go play with the kids like a normal person

 

[Janson]

 

[MassiveGas]

Like prostitution

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

 

[I<3URANUS]

Perfect.

 

[Thumpin'Ram]

Would you say she's the world's oldest professional?

 

[Colin Robinson]

Sounds like your daughter is jelly she’s hotter than her

 

[Dr. Charisma]

Exactly what I was picturing

 

[talontsiawd]

Please tell it again.

 

[iLLt3ck]

Someone post the rich guy in the background smiling while sipping a cocktail