I was shopping for an erotic novelty and decided upon candy underwear for guys. I brought it to the counter. The woman was black, around 38, overweight. She looked down at the candy underwear and looked up at me and looked down and looked up. She said, "I'll bite you." Thinking slowly on my feet, I lied and told her I had a girlfriend. "Hey-ay," she said. "So?" The conversation progressed along those lines with me tripling lies and the woman countering them aggressively. Really awkward.