So this new broad moved into the building

Bobby Ballsack

We all need friends in here
Jun 22, 2001
122,476
Mayor of Studio City
She chatted me up this morning for the first time about our dogs.

Then she texted me in the middle of the day asking I could help set up her new TV after work.

I'm a nice guy so I helped.

Then she started trying to get me drunk off shitty rose and asked me to watch movies with her all night on her new shitty TV.

I somehow escaped with my dignity. Not doing that again.
 
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hipberri

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so i moved into this new apt. some creepy guy kept following me and insisted on helping me with my tv. even tho i tried to push him away he kept pestering me. like the good person i am, i offered him refreshment and he got tipsy off of one glass of wine and passed out on my couch. i'm thinking of moving
 

FlyNReeLow

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Mar 14, 2000
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Central Coast, CALI
so i moved into this new apt. some creepy guy kept following me and insisted on helping me with my tv. even tho i tried to push him away he kept pestering me. like the good person i am, i offered him refreshment and he got tipsy off of one glass of wine and passed out on my couch. i'm thinking of moving


yikes
 
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Bobby Ballsack

Bobby Ballsack

We all need friends in here
Jun 22, 2001
122,476
Mayor of Studio City
so i moved into this new apt. some creepy guy kept following me and insisted on helping me with my tv. even tho i tried to push him away he kept pestering me. like the good person i am, i offered him refreshment and he got tipsy off of one glass of wine and passed out on my couch. i'm thinking of moving

You should've at least tried to blow him.
 

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