So this new broad moved into the building

[Bobby Ballsack]

She chatted me up this morning for the first time about our dogs.

Then she texted me in the middle of the day asking I could help set up her new TV after work.

I'm a nice guy so I helped.

Then she started trying to get me drunk off shitty rose and asked me to watch movies with her all night on her new shitty TV.

I somehow escaped with my dignity. Not doing that again.

 

[popey]

Not hot enough?

 

[wizurd]

And then everyone clapped as you walked out in the morning

 

[FlyNReeLow]

was it a Vizio?

 

[FlyNReeLow]

And then everyone clapped as you walked out in the morning

barefoot

 

[Bobby Ballsack]

was it a Vizio?

55" Sony Bravia some shit

 

[Bobby Ballsack]

Not hot enough?

She's 40

 

[He mad]

She's 40

So?

 

[hipberri]

so i moved into this new apt. some creepy guy kept following me and insisted on helping me with my tv. even tho i tried to push him away he kept pestering me. like the good person i am, i offered him refreshment and he got tipsy off of one glass of wine and passed out on my couch. i'm thinking of moving

 

[vr6vdub]

Give her the d bro. Just be safe and wear a mask.

 

[wizurd]

She's 40

So she's as sad, old, and lonely as you.


BINGO. Perfect match.

 

[FlyNReeLow]

so i moved into this new apt. some creepy guy kept following me and insisted on helping me with my tv. even tho i tried to push him away he kept pestering me. like the good person i am, i offered him refreshment and he got tipsy off of one glass of wine and passed out on my couch. i'm thinking of moving

yikes

 

[Bobby Ballsack]

So she's as sad, old, and lonely as you.


BINGO. Perfect match.

I'm not lonely.

 

[digital jello]

Yeah you had dignity in the first place

 

[mdaniel]

Building? You mean you share walls? What kind of low rent mayor are you?

 

[wizurd]

how's your dog?

 

[lawnboy]

Did she see your volt yet? She thinks she made her first gay friend in the building.

 

[Bobby Ballsack]

so i moved into this new apt. some creepy guy kept following me and insisted on helping me with my tv. even tho i tried to push him away he kept pestering me. like the good person i am, i offered him refreshment and he got tipsy off of one glass of wine and passed out on my couch. i'm thinking of moving

You should've at least tried to blow him.

 

[Bobby Ballsack]

how's your dog?

Started another round of antibiotics. No blood today. Still waiting on urinalysis.

 

[Bobby Ballsack]

Building? You mean you share walls? What kind of low rent mayor are you?

Luxury apartment living tbh

 

[wizurd]

Started another round of antibiotics. No blood today. Still waiting on urinalysis.

That's good.

 

[Bobby Ballsack]

Yeah you had dignity in the first place

Maybe like 15 years ago.

 

[mdaniel]

Luxury apartment living tbh

So like fake granite instead of formica?

 

[Bobby Ballsack]

So like fake granite instead of formica?

((BEST QUARTZ))

 

[firemunki]

Based on the age of this forum, you’re probably also getting relatively close to 40