So... while squatting today, I really let one out

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  1. d3323

    d3323 OT Supporter

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    And this just wasn't any old fart, this was a fucking atomic blast. It was loud and stunk up the area for a good minute. I think the shockwaves might have even caused an old lady to fall. The gym was packed at the time and I got a few looks my way. :wtc: Fuckers should just mind their own business.

    anybody else here pass a nice chunk of gas while working out?
     
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    happens once in a while when I squat heavy...

    I think it has something to do with going ATg

    no atomic blasts here though :ugh:
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    ugh some dude farted by me before and i said "fuckin nasty" then got up and walked away
     
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    i always seem to let em rip when im doing heavy leg presses, not so much squatting tho
     
  5. AaronOC

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    :rly: and then what?
     
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    then i went to another exercise
     
  7. AaronOC

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    :bowdown: that's why you're so jacked
     
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    but i'm not :wtc:
     
  9. AaronOC

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    :squint: i've seen pictures
     
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    If your not farting when your squating, then your not working hard enough..
     
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    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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    Man, same thing happened to me today. I was in the power rack room alone and there was this really cute girl doing some aerobics or somethign there. No music, nothing, im going low and there it goes... along with the girl :rofl:
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I shit my pants while deadlifting once.
     
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    I shit my pants after drinking too much once. :eek3:
     
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    haha i think that's the winner. only thing i ever did was lay a fat one taking a golf swing at the range. i think a couple of guys looked over.
     
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    last dead PR I just ripped one so loud. :rofl:
     
  17. dieslow

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    i get em from heavy good mornings and weighted dips :shrug:
     
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    Outside the gym I rip some pretty decent ones... But while working out my ass stays pretty tame for the most part.
     
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    I hate having to migrate around the gym due to my own Protien Farts.
     
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    i was changing in the locker room and ripped one that could peel the paint off the place the other day...and this old dude walks in just after and happens to be using the locker right next to me.

    he opened his locker then realized what happened and just walked out.
     
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    I usually try to take a shit before I workout to avoid this :rofl:
     
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    Ive done it twice, once on DB bench, other while squatting
     
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    Mine dont make noise. There silent but deadly... :naughty:
     
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