ART So yesterday's wedding was a disaster, but the highlight of it all was...

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the groom came in riding a fine little pony. :naughty:

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money can't buy class.... but it can sure buy a badass photographer :bowdown:

I was just second shooting for the gal that seconds for me here in town. and when you say no class... here's a few things that happened.

1. drunk guests peeing off the balcony onto the restaurant below
2. sister of the groom calling the coordinator a cuntbag and a bitch
3. groomsmen going downstairs to the said restaurant picking a fight
4. cops showed up
5. groom told the cop "fuck you, I'll get my drunk ass in my ferrari and leave, and you won't catch me". :rofl:
6. some drunk stumbling bitch's titties fell out of her dress. (sorry, wasn't there to capture it).
7. brother of the groom, drunk off his ass, gets in the ferrari at the end of the night w/a sparkler hanging out, driving around the parking lot
8. guests shoving said sparklers in the camera and around us as we were getting our shots
9. said guest burnt THE FUCK OUT of lead shooter w/ said spaklers

just some highlights. :rofl:
 

HighTachPres

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meanwhile in texas...

1. drunk guests peeing off the balcony onto the restaurant below
2. sister of the groom calling the coordinator a cuntbag and a bitch
3. groomsmen going downstairs to the said restaurant picking a fight
4. cops showed up
5. groom told the cop "fuck you, I'll get my drunk ass in my ferrari and leave, and you won't catch me". :rofl:
6. some drunk stumbling bitch's titties fell out of her dress. (sorry, wasn't there to capture it).
7. brother of the groom, drunk off his ass, gets in the ferrari at the end of the night w/a sparkler hanging out, driving around the parking lot
8. guests shoving said sparklers in the camera and around us as we were getting our shots
9. said guest burnt THE FUCK OUT of lead shooter w/ said spaklers
 
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So I'm guessing it was a rental Ferrari...

the family owns a crane and rigging company, which coincidentally happens to be my customer at my day job (i knew all the kids, since they run the company), so I know they have money. Don't know if it was a rental or not, because there were plenty of high end cars there... so I didn't ask.
 

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I was just second shooting for the gal that seconds for me here in town. and when you say no class... here's a few things that happened.

1. drunk guests peeing off the balcony onto the restaurant below
2. sister of the groom calling the coordinator a cuntbag and a bitch
3. groomsmen going downstairs to the said restaurant picking a fight
4. cops showed up
5. groom told the cop "fuck you, I'll get my drunk ass in my ferrari and leave, and you won't catch me". :rofl:
6. some drunk stumbling bitch's titties fell out of her dress. (sorry, wasn't there to capture it).
7. brother of the groom, drunk off his ass, gets in the ferrari at the end of the night w/a sparkler hanging out, driving around the parking lot
8. guests shoving said sparklers in the camera and around us as we were getting our shots
9. said guest burnt THE FUCK OUT of lead shooter w/ said spaklers

just some highlights. :rofl:

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dmora

I was just second shooting for the gal that seconds for me here in town. and when you say no class... here's a few things that happened.

1. drunk guests peeing off the balcony onto the restaurant below
2. sister of the groom calling the coordinator a cuntbag and a bitch
3. groomsmen going downstairs to the said restaurant picking a fight
4. cops showed up
5. groom told the cop "fuck you, I'll get my drunk ass in my ferrari and leave, and you won't catch me". :rofl:
6. some drunk stumbling bitch's titties fell out of her dress. (sorry, wasn't there to capture it).
7. brother of the groom, drunk off his ass, gets in the ferrari at the end of the night w/a sparkler hanging out, driving around the parking lot
8. guests shoving said sparklers in the camera and around us as we were getting our shots
9. said guest burnt THE FUCK OUT of lead shooter w/ said spaklers

just some highlights. :rofl:
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