FIT Some one stole my eggs....

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vr6dub can't cook chicken
Some fucker at work yesterday stole my two hard boiled eggs. And that really makes me angry since my diet is basically set.

So I put a note on the fridge that says "one of you owes me two hard boiled eggs...."

And today, I come in, and there are two brand new hard boiled eggs sitting there. I know they're not mine (different brand, and size) but I found it hilarious that the person bought them and put them in there but didn't want to fess up to it. :rofl:
 

jmezz

layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours
Nov 26, 2004
11,036
thats exactly what I wrote.... except I put "matt"

and then printed mangofucker.jpg

formzmango.jpg


:bowrofl:

Dude the pic is so bad. :bowrofl:
 

jmezz

layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours
Nov 26, 2004
11,036
no its absolutely terrible but thats what makes it funny

that and i'm looking jacked

Just reachin for the sky fuckin the shit outta some mangos. :bowrofl:
 

4cd-Air

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Oct 4, 2001
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should have charged one egg interest, got some return on your investment
 

RG

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May 4, 2003
28,192
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it would of been funnier if they put two non-hardboiled eggs back instead so you'd have a mess when you tried to "peel" them :mamoru: although you could tell if its hardboiled before peeling them so it probably wouldnt work :wtc:
 
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