Conventional wisdom holds that... - You will be conscious and happier after you die if you're a good person - Learning how to pick up girls will result in a fake personality that is bad for relationships - Promiscuous women are "slutty" All of the above is either false outright or highly problematic. Add to the above statements the following falsehood: - The initial excitement in a relationship is "infatuation," which eventually calms down and turns into "real love." Well, today I am vindicated on this last point. Scientists discover true love Of course, this demographic is the tiny, tiny minority of human beings. I'm just saying. They exist.