Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by Anabolic Pop-Tarts, Sep 21, 2007.
"I NEED MOAR SPINZ AARRRRGGHGGHGHGH!!!1111!!"
this has to be a parody/joke
Going around the office right now
This. is...... SPIN CLASS!!
"Fuck it, dude. I gotta spin. Get the hell out of my way because I am going to spin like there is no fucking tomorrow. I don't mean just spin a little bit, I mean spin those wheels so god damn fast your eyes can't even fucking see my feet. The government is going to want to hook a turbine up to my ass as an alternative energy source I'm going to be spinning so fucking fast. If it was an actual fucking bike, I'd be in fucking Guadala-god-damn-jara right now, homeslice. I took half a bottle of pure E this morning when I woke up and I can't even feel my lips. Goddamit it feels like my eyebrows are made out of bonfires! Fuck yeah! Spin the black circle budday! Ride Sally Ride! I am gonna fuck up some spinning TONIGHT BABY! Prepare to witness the fucking MASTER of stationary transportation! Yeah, you can pedal, but CAN YOU SPIN MOTHERFUCKER!?!?!?!?!?! I WILL FUCKING OWN YOU!!!!!!111!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!"
[Little man and his bike get picked up and smashed against a wall by big angry stockbroker.]