Squirt is pee. Hope this helps

FutureMan

On the rights of your wealth, I disagree
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I had an old GF who did this regularly. I called her the Hank Aaron of sex. every time she went to the plate, there was a good chance she could knock it out of the park.

I once discovered a yeast infection that she had been neglecting. It was like feta cheese.
I was a rookie and had no idea what the hell was going on down there.
K
 

firemunki

I am the patron saint of lost causes
Aug 23, 2001
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Scottsdale
I had an old GF who did this regularly. I called her the Hank Aaron of sex. every time she went to the plate, there was a good chance she could knock it out of the park.

I once discovered a yeast infection that she had been neglecting. It was like feta cheese.
I was a rookie and had no idea what the hell was going on down there.


what.the.fuck
 

.chris

William Taylor was a brisk young sailor
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smart-bear-grylls.gif
 

deaddweeb

Gundy, Gunder, Gunthy, Goonter, Günder... GUNTER!
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Its fun until you go to change your sheets and realize your mattress looks like you are a habitual 39 yr old bed-wetter and real fun when you go to move with a moving company ask me how I know.
Wouldn't even bother me. I'd be happy knowing I was getting some.
 

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