Squirt is pee. Hope this helps

RickylSmalls

how I love to waste your time
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By the time I would determine what mucus she has it would be too late. We're doing the dang thing. She can just take a plan b if shit doesn't go to plan. I'll watch her take it like the rappers do.
Snort that shit biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
 

sp00n155

You underestimate the insignificance of my penis
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Yo, cervical mucus is a handy tool for the single man (or men with partners in their reproductive years). You can pretty much figure out the probability of fertility if you know the different consistencies of it.

And if you are not fixed, potentially even avoid getting trapped with child support. :noes:

TMYK. :bigthumb:
I was only gone about 18 months and I feel like ot collectively hit menopause in my absence
 

DasVWBabe

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I was only gone about 18 months and I feel like ot collectively hit menopause in my absence
Sir, 20 and 30 year olds are the most fertile. If you’re just now learning this in your late 30s, someone failed you. Big time.
 

Narc

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Did you know if you haven't cum in a really long time like months and you finally cum if you keep jerking it some of the cum will turn into tiny gelatin consistency. It's odd for sure.
One time I jizzed like 5 times in 2 hours and the last time the sea-ment was clear and had clumps like dried up silicone in between
 
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Nikuk

This simulation needs a reboot
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When your partner seeks to comfort you and says, “you know for some people that’s their fetish” it just means it is not their fetish. :rofl:

:(
No, fuck that, don't hold yourself back just because your partners a little squeamish, that's no way to live your life.
Especially if you're life partners, you inevitably accept some of their nonsense, and they accept yours.
Seriously.















p.s., antsy ...

 

Nikuk

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TheProwler

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Maam, 15-25 years old maybe. Some education system let you down big time.
a 15-year old might get pregnant easily, but her body is not going to handle a pregnancy quite as well as it would several years later. and age 25-30 is still prime time. My wife had our kids at 25 and 27, got pregnant the first month after going off birth control :rofl:


Here's the WHO statement on adolescent pregnancy: Adolescent mothers (aged 10–19 years) face higher risks of eclampsia, puerperal endometritis and systemic infections than women aged 20–24 years, and babies of adolescent mothers face higher risks of low birth weight, preterm birth and severe neonatal condition.
 

sp00n155

You underestimate the insignificance of my penis
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Sir, 20 and 30 year olds are the most fertile. If you’re just now learning this in your late 30s, someone failed you. Big time.
Yeah this isn't commentary about my education, this is commentary regarding how fucking old you all are.

Miss me with that late 30s jab ya old bat
 

DasVWBabe

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Yeah this isn't commentary about my education, this is commentary regarding how fucking old you all are.

Miss me with that late 30s jab ya old bat
Your GF is 38, IIRC? If she’s not, I apologize, but I remember her being near 40.
 
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