Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by Naturally Baked, Jun 1, 2009.
how many calories is a 175 man burning standing/pacing around a 15x15 store for 6 hours
is there a gun in your face at any time?
one million dollars
oh ok, thanks
He's not burning any. The Illuminati may want you to think that he is, but he isn't. Look at the Greenback you damn blind sheep.
This is correct, however you have to factor in some other things...
Is the store carpeted or solid floor? Air conditioned? Are there bright colours that get your heart racing? Do you get turned on by the women shopping in there, and if so, for how long?
Take the base measurement (821) and multiply it by the carpet coefficient of 1.05, or leave it as is for solid floors. If it is air conditioned, multiply your result in the previous step by the cooled air effect -- 1.176. If you get easily excited by bright colours and are in such a place, multiply the intensity of such colours (in microns, using a photdiode) by 1.00167 and add it to the last number. Finally, take the number of minutes you were hard and multiply it by the testosterone awareness factor of (1.3+(# of minutes/100)).
So in the previous example, if you were walking on a carpet, in an air conditioned building, with bright colours measuring at 67 microns, and you were turned on by other women for 57 minutes, you would have burned 2021.2506303 calories.
^ man is a scientist, listen to him
holy shit wtf....lolz, no its solid and im gay so if its a hot guy yes. Not air conditioned but I have a fan.
1200 metric calories
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