Stock Crew 2023: “The trick is to stop thinking if it as “your” money” ~New IRS agent,2023 🗽💸

[gimpshiznit]

Going IN or out of the money market fund?

Their cash sweep yields 45bps and they used it to fund everything else. Their purchased mmk is like 4% but hamstrings their shid. They will be ok but have a dilemma on their hands.

 

[gimpshiznit]

Thing are probably ok and SVB is likely a one off…


But high rates will eventually show us where all the bodies are buried for companies and banks that have operated for the last 10 years without having to be profitable. We’re in for a rly fucked up and crazy next few quarters

 

[gimpshiznit]

So I’ll get to do a victory lap of “I told ya so” only to find out my custodians were all in the same place and I’ll lose everything. Cheers!

 

[Simple]

Thing are probably ok and SVB is likely a one off…


But high rates will eventually show us where all the bodies are buried for companies and banks that have operated for the last 10 years without having to be profitable. We’re in for a rly fucked up and crazy next few quarters

Nah we moon

 

[Cicada]

If schwab goes down we are all in deep shit

If one of these guys go down the power is about to turn off.

Fidelity, Vanguard, Schwab

Thing are probably ok and SVB is likely a one off…


But high rates will eventually show us where all the bodies are buried for companies and banks that have operated for the last 10 years without having to be profitable. We’re in for a rly fucked up and crazy next few quarters

lfffgggggggg

 

[Cicada]

jk

but maybe

 

[Jon91SE]

Nah we moon

🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀

 

[gimpshiznit]

Nah we moon

Now that the denominator in the DCF isn’t near zero, turns out valuations and return of capital matter.

 

[Cicada]

love this guy

 

[stevezissou]

Their cash sweep yields 45bps and they used it to fund everything else. Their purchased mmk is like 4% but hamstrings their shid. They will be ok but have a dilemma on their hands.

@993kgt is Schwab in trouble?

 

[gimpshiznit]

@993kgt is Schwab in trouble?

They better not be

 

[Cicada]

shiggity shiggity Schwab

 

[Jon91SE]

@993kgt is Schwab in trouble?

Schwab

Dis

Dick

 

[Do it To it]

Hello smart crew.

We buying puts on banks orrrr?

Wait, that's the obvious choice.

The apes are gonna try to short squeeze the banks.... So calls!

But they don't realize how many apes would need to pile into one bank to move the needle...... So puts again.

But then I guess there's the guessing game of which banks are gonna survive and which ones aren't...... Soooo might go up might go down?

Already fed my Roth, already at 20% into my 401k......might have to fire up a taxable account if we legit dip. I wanna buy the dip this time.

 

[Jon91SE]

Hello smart crew.

We buying puts on banks orrrr?

Wait, that's the obvious choice.

The apes are gonna try to short squeeze the banks.... So calls!

But they don't realize how many apes would need to pile into one bank to move the needle...... So puts again.

But then I guess there's the guessing game of which banks are gonna survive and which ones aren't...... Soooo might go up might go down?

Already fed my Roth, already at 20% into my 401k......might have to fire up a taxable account if we legit dip. I wanna buy the dip this time.

Feeding a Roth lmaooo

Miss me with that non FDIC covered dice match

 

[taqman15]

@993kgt is Schwab in trouble?

 

[Jon91SE]

I’m drunk

BRB, buying mountain house freeze dried meals and silver rounds


Who’s with me?!

 

[gimpshiznit]

Hello smart crew.

We buying puts on banks orrrr?

Wait, that's the obvious choice.

The apes are gonna try to short squeeze the banks.... So calls!

But they don't realize how many apes would need to pile into one bank to move the needle...... So puts again.

But then I guess there's the guessing game of which banks are gonna survive and which ones aren't...... Soooo might go up might go down?

Already fed my Roth, already at 20% into my 401k......might have to fire up a taxable account if we legit dip. I wanna buy the dip this time.

FYI I’m thinking about going hard into the paint long banks because I’m an idiot

 

[gimpshiznit]

I’m drunk

BRB, buying mountain house freeze dried meals and silver rounds


Who’s with me?!

It’s what I asked for for Xmas. So I’m stocked

 

[Jon91SE]

It’s what I asked for for Xmas. So I’m stocked

Stroganoff is 🤌 💋

 

[Offender]

Hello smart crew.

We buying puts on banks orrrr?

Wait, that's the obvious choice.

The apes are gonna try to short squeeze the banks.... So calls!

But they don't realize how many apes would need to pile into one bank to move the needle...... So puts again.

But then I guess there's the guessing game of which banks are gonna survive and which ones aren't...... Soooo might go up might go down?

Already fed my Roth, already at 20% into my 401k......might have to fire up a taxable account if we legit dip. I wanna buy the dip this time.

Federal Reserve Board - Dodd-Frank Act Stress Tests 2022

The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

www.federalreserve.gov

 

[Jon91SE]

Actually…. Why aren’t metals pumping rn? Isn’t that like the to go to for panic, money under the mattress mode?

 

[digital jello]

Actually…. Why aren’t metals pumping rn? Isn’t that like the to go to for panic, money under the mattress mode?

pump this dick

 

[rcm]

Actually…. Why aren’t metals pumping rn? Isn’t that like the to go to for panic, money under the mattress mode?

Poor @wildflower

 

[Jon91SE]

pump this dick

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