Stock Crew 2023: “The trick is to stop thinking if it as “your” money” ~New IRS agent,2023 🗽💸

[jaspirr]

crypto indirectly getting bailed out by the federal government. love it. any bank that touches crypto should be banned from bailouts

 

[Menger]

Best part of Signature doing the dumb real-estate to crypto pivot and ending up going poof is that Barney Frank is on their board

 

[intro_vert13]

sorry to break it to you, but crypto ain't going away

that ship sailed long ago

 

[Do it To it]

Tfw VIX is up 6% but DJI s&p and nasdaq are all green as well.

Spooky

 

[stevezissou]

Tfw VIX is up 6% but DJI s&p and nasdaq are all green as well.

Spooky

You looking at the wrong pre market homie

 

[MiseryIndex]

bought more nycb & agnc

mother

fuck


New York Community Bancorp, Inc.

Pre-market 6.56 −0.81 (10.99%)

 

[jaspirr]

mother

fuck


New York Community Bancorp, Inc.

Pre-market 6.56 −0.81 (10.99%)

i recommend not touching any bank stock for the next 60 days

 

[.chris]

Not much as STEADY



as dearly beloved $YETI

 

[Jon91SE]

 

[.chris]

Not much as STEADY



as dearly beloved $YETI

Let me walk this back

 

[digital jello]

my spy puts are flexin nuts

 

[AndyP]

Damn SCHW taking a beating

 

[AndyP]

aaand halted. Oh baby

 

[digital jello]

aaand halted. Oh baby

 

[digital jello]

days like this are fun to read WSB's daily thread

 

[stevezissou]

SCHW halted......

 

[jaspirr]

nasdaq back down below 11,000. never thought i'd see that day again after all the good inflation news the past 4-5 months

 

[memyselfandi]

nasdaq back down below 11,000. never thought i'd see that day again after all the good inflation news the past 4-5 months

I thought markets would be bigly green today with the government indicating that they're going to bail out banks and GS projecting no rate hikes in March now that the banking system has apparently been broken.

 

[SkiMax]

Fucking Schwab better not go under

 

[jaspirr]

I thought markets would be bigly green today with the government indicating that they're going to bail out banks and GS projecting no rate hikes in March now that the banking system has apparently been broken.

IMO this is sort of a contrived panic. government stepped in immediately to send a clear message that we won't have another 2008 bank run.

 

[jaspirr]

i honestly don't know what's going on and what's different between all the big banks but i have confidence in Schwab so I'm buying some June 2023 calls here on this dip

 

[stevezissou]

Dow and S&P stabilizing now just bank stocks getting crushed

 

[SkiMax]

Wtf just happened? Went from -1k to +2k+ in like 2 minutes

 

[stevezissou]

SCHW recovering for now

 

[jaspirr]

bought 10 SCHW June 2023 $50c

i loved their press release from this morning which was like "you guys are fucking idiots here are all the reasons why this bank is safe, conservative, and liquid. we aren't those dumb dumb banks"