Stock Crew 2023: Broke but identifying as 🦍 before it was even cool. 🫨

[jaspirr]

it's basically just silicon valley tech companies that are getting owned here by SVB right? it's not like everyday middle class people

 

[SkiMax]

This trick beats all of them.

https://archive.ph/

EDIT: bookmark it this time, noob

Paid publications hate this one trick

 

[rcm]

it's basically just silicon valley tech companies that are getting owned here by SVB right? it's not like everyday middle class people

middle class people don't have more than $250k in the bank

 

[obscure/renegade]

Paid publications hate this one trick

And often you will find that someone has already archived it, so you don't have to wait

It's great for shit like The Athletic

 

[stevezissou]

Daaamn. Schwab is taking a beating.

If schwab goes down we are all in deep shit

If one of these guys go down the power is about to turn off.

Fidelity, Vanguard, Schwab

 

[Subliminal012]

it's basically just silicon valley tech companies that are getting owned here by SVB right? it's not like everyday middle class people

It's in everyone's interest to get a quick buyer to stop contagion, they're going to move quick on it.

 

[rcm]

It's in everyone's interest to get a quick buyer to stop contagion, they're going to move quick on it.

For sure the fed has some big dick CEOs on the line right now trying to find a buyer

 

[Jon91SE]

For sure the fed has some big dick CEOs on the line right now trying to find a buyer

Group buy?

 

[Offender]

Thank u my brother.. I read it already on my work computer and it's very good

All hands calls today are wild.

 

[digital jello]

About to get my wife into selling feet pics online tbh fuck this shit

 

[rcm]

All hands calls today are wild.

I used to be on the team at a big bank that evaluates the credit risk of other banks (like SVB) as trading counterparties.. Glad I'm not on that team today. They are not having a good time.

 

[obscure/renegade]

About to get my wife into selling feet pics online tbh fuck this shit

I already told mine that she should do it, and that I'll help with the site and photos etc. for 50% gross.

 

[aloe]

I came up with the same idea as Uber back in 2007 when I was in law school. Had a guy set a site for it and even did some discussions a couple folks in the computer science faculty pool about how to best access GPS information from the smart phones that were starting to emerge at that time. Then I did absolutely nothing with it.

I wanted to giveaway Ferraris in 2007 based on $1 chances to win… but I wasn’t a nonprofit

Who’d have thought I’d just have to sell a bunch of crappy e-swag merch online for chances to win a car instead to skirt the issue like everyone does now

 

[aloe]

So basically move my cash savings out of BOA?

 

[Subliminal012]

 

[DigiCrime]

roku sale monday

 

[SkiMax]

About to get my wife into selling feet pics online tbh fuck this shit

Dude, didn't you see GEVO today?!

 

[Jon91SE]

Dude, didn't you see GEVO today?!

 

[whatever]

oooo roku on sale

 

[jaspirr]

About to get my wife into selling feet pics online tbh fuck this shit

i'll be her first customer

 

[gimpshiznit]

Yo. This is nuts.

 

[gimpshiznit]

If schwab goes down we are all in deep shit

If one of these guys go down the power is about to turn off.

Fidelity, Vanguard, Schwab

Schwab should be ok…


But folks are bailing out of their cash sweep toward their mmkt fund and it’s fucking them hard

 

[stevezissou]

Schwab should be ok…


But folks are bailing out of their cash sweep toward their mmkt fund and it’s fucking them hard

Going IN or out of the money market fund?

 

[Offender]

In, SIPC

 

[gimpshiznit]

Lmao my life next week is going to fucking suck