Sometimes I wonder who the easiest person to troll here is.
First you have Megamaz, or whatever the fuck his name is now. This pussy dropped out of the marines, making him an easy target (in more ways than one). Also, his girlfriend left him and it took him four months to save $40 for SSFIV. After having the game for both PS3 and 360, and dual modding his stick, he still manages to suck at the game more than even I do. Oh, and he pays 25% APR on a used Hyundai.
Megamaz doesn't main anyone in this game. He's tried Abel, which almost makes sense because he's a wannabe French tough guy, but failed at it. Now he plays Adon, who is kind of all over the place and schizophrenic looking. Through all the lies and deceit, Megamaz will never truly find himself and will therefore never have a main. It's just the flavor of the week. Being the quitter that he is, he will never have the determination to even become remotely decent at the game.
He now studies philosophy and is taking some basic logic courses, probably so he can make some sense of what a failure he has become.
Then you have PatD. Sometimes I wonder if this kid actually is a faggot IRL. Not that there's anything wrong with that (Seinfeld concept) as I have gay friends, family members, etc. who I all love. It's almost a pity trolling this guy because he seems halfway decent and definitely not as much of a loser as the other two mentioned in this post. Also, whenever you troll him hard, he just responds with "dayum," which almost makes you feel bad for what you said.
PatD plays a runaway Akuma in SSFIV because it most accurately depicts who he is. Just another timid little bitch running away from any form of human interaction. He sometimes hints at smoking weed, probably to look cool, but instead acts drunk instead of high immediately after.
Last, but most certainly not least, Cloud Strife. This guy(?) has somehow managed to taint a legendary name in gaming history. So unhappy with his own pathetic life that he resorts to trolling others. This thread is as far as his comfort zone goes though. You won't see him interacting with any other people because he's too timid, save for the people he talks to over the phone at his customer service job.
To his credit, I've actually seen a couple of decent girls post on his facebook wall. One actually seemed genuinely interested in spending time with him. It was so obvious that she was DTF, but Cloud didn't seem to have any interest in her. He claims he had a crush on some Greek girl who he was too afraid to ask out for 3+ years. I guess he figured it was better to be seen as a pussy rather than a faggot. I think we all know who the real closet homo in this thread is now.
Cloud appropriately plays Ryu in the game, as he needs to convince himself he's top tier at everything. He flamed other peoples' lifestyles on so many different levels (finance, fashion, etc.) yet he has no real knowledge of any of it himself. He buys suits at J. Crew to impress, yet still fails to acquire a career even after completing college. He tries to school us on finance, yet the first thing he did upon getting a minimum wage paying job was get into debt by buying a used S2000, probably to make up for his unsatisfying, small penis. Ryu is also well balanced and great for situations you aren't really sure about. You can play defensively or decide to take a risk if you're on the internet on a Friday night and actually feeling good about the pathetic life you live.
Cloud still lives at home. He claims he's saving money to get a house, instead of renting, but he's already made it clear that he has no clue what owning a home entails. His idea of dinner and a movie on the weekend is getting take out from Chipotle and rubbing one out to homotography.blogspot.com.
I guess I answered my own question.