http://rantingmfer.blogspot.com/ From the blog: "Hey everyone, get the **** out of my way. I need a beer. I don't care how long you've been standing in line. Tonight is UFC 2,000,000 and I'm stoked. The last guy that cut me of in line got his arm broken in 6 places!! What sports did I play in high school? **** you man, I can beat your ass, that's all you need to know. I think Chuck Lidell wins this one in round 2. His stand up is just too good. I know this because I train MMA also. Couldn't you tell? Look how many stupid ass designs are on my T-Shirt. I train at a top secret gym. There are only two members. Me and this dude from Brazil. Do you know why there aren't any more ninjas? He does!!! We are currently looking to add some new members, and with the proper steroid program and a new wardrobe, I think you've got what it takes. If you're interested, contact me at http://www.mmaposers.com/. Have you seen Rocky IV? Dude you have no idea. I train like that everyday. I am 1% body fat. Bro, when I pump iron I need two spotters!! If I keep training with this guy, I should be kicking asses in the UFC in no time. In the mean time I'll just be a complete ******* at the bar. DON'T MESS WITH ME!!! Look how ****ing big I am!!! I am no doubt the toughest guy in the entire bar. Pay attention to me!!!!! Look at that guy over there? All 150 pounds of him. What is that girl doing with a wimp like him? Are you serious girl? Look at me. I could break that puny **** over my knee. I am like the king in 300. I'll destroy him. I'm going in for the steal on this one... What's up baby? Oh no girl? You don't want a drink? What are you looking at geek? I will kill you. You're a pussy and you're girlfriend is a bitch. Walk away bro! God I love MMA. You know what I wish? I wish we could have an MMA tournament tonight at the bar. I'd take him down, and ground and pound the **** out of him. Done!! My ground and pound is the strongest it's ever been man. We've really been hittin it hard. He honestly has no idea what I would do to him!! Everyone would be super impressed. Now shut up!!! The under card is starting. I need to pretend like I know a lot about these guys."