Tell me something about yourself that confirms or disproves stereotypes/idioms/cliches

morrowalnut

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Oct 28, 2004
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I'm a nurse and I'm a straight man

I've taken more acid than virtually anyone I know but I've never owned a tie dye shirt or listened to the grateful dead

I'm of irish descent but I can't handle booze at all, makes me drunk fast and hung over fast

Confirmed, though: I'm a ginger and have no soul
 

FartLighter

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Jul 5, 2005
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I have some Scottish and Russian heritage and can drink like a sailor.
 

deegan

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Thinking any dumb aussie joke that an american tells me like its the first time ive heard it or mentioning fosters is amusing to me.

None of them are funny. Yet im a huge partier/jokester
 

morrowalnut

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Oct 28, 2004
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Thinking any dumb aussie joke that an american tells me like its the first time ive heard it or mentioning fosters is amusing to me.

None of them are funny.
okay first of all I have literally never heard one of these so-called "aussie jokes" but now I must, and second of all, toughen up son. if you think the aussie jokes get old trying being from texas. steers n queers was just the beginning
 

morrowalnut

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Sorry. Does this thread say just talk about OT?

You fuckwit.
huh? I, uh, didn't mention OT at all. I'm being 100% sincere with you when I say I do not understand how your reply relates to mine. are you assuming I was saying something like " okay first of all I have literally never heard one of these so-called "aussie jokes" on OT but now I must"? cuz I was just saying like, in life, I've never heard one that I can recall :hsugh:

can you give me an example of an "aussie joke"? Is it like a blonde joke?
 

wizurd

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You hit the fuckin lotto.
 

deegan

whatever you do, dont tell anyone..
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huh? I, uh, didn't mention OT at all. I'm being 100% sincere with you when I say I do not understand how your reply relates to mine. are you assuming I was saying something like " okay first of all I have literally never heard one of these so-called "aussie jokes" on OT but now I must"? cuz I was just saying like, in life, I've never heard one that I can recall :hsugh:

can you give me an example of an "aussie joke"? Is it like a blonde joke?
Why would you have heard them? You arent aussie.. theres a couple ppl on my IL that have comment itt so they're prob saying some
 

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