Ten minutes ago, my wife said "You wanna bang soon? Like 5-10?"

deadbeef

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Sep 5, 2020
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Anyway, it's 4:56 and I guess I'll just be lying on the bed naked for the next 14 minutes. She looked at me like I was an idiot when I asked if she was ready yet.
 

Gixxer

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May 29, 2004
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Gig Harbor, Washington
You should either put her head in your lap and ask her to unzip your pants or walk up to her standing completely naked and point to your penis.

Only a BETA would wait for sex bro.

HTH
 

He mad

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