That feel when you’re trying to go to bed and your wife is farting in her sleep....

[Jonny Chimpo]

high protein diets FTL, smells like someone lit a possum on fire and then beat it out with a jock strap boiled in pickle juice.

 

[Scottwax]

So glad mine rarely farts.

 

[cbpage]

smells like someone lit a possum on fire and then beat it out with a jock strap boiled in pickle juice.

 

[FDT]

girls don't fart or poop hth

 

[midnite]

Sleeping with someone else

 

[hootpie]

Plug it and if she gets mad say it was self-defense.

 

[jelloslug]

Lol, you married a guy.

 

[iLLt3ck]

Like she’s gassing the room silently or full asscheek flapping farts?

 

[ChaCha]

RIP

 

[Samcanadian]

silent, soft toots.

 

[Jonny Chimpo]

Like she’s gassing the room silently or full asscheek flapping farts?

Slow, silent seepage.

 

[iLLt3ck]

Slow, silent seepage.

Why is she on a high protein diet?

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworthless]

girls who gas up the room FTW

Right @FartLighter ??

 

[Colleen]

Up till like a year or two ago my husband claimed he has never heard me fart before.


We have been together 18 years too. I deserve a prize for that stealth

 

[Iconoclast]

Women have been farting on their man since time immemorial

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Women have been farting on their man since time immemorial

fuckin' slander, ask me

 

[Jesus]

You should be happy that any woman would stick by you.

 

[crazybenf]

Up till like a year or two ago my husband claimed he has never heard me fart before.


We have been together 18 years too. I deserve a prize for that stealth

Been married for 15 years and together for about 18.. I've never heard my wife fart.

 

[B-Line]

Pics of your wife’s fart?

 

[Colleen]

Been married for 15 years and together for about 18.. I've never heard my wife fart.

Not enough anal

 

[B-Line]

Not enough anal

I lol’d

 

[-Rico-]

Up till like a year or two ago my husband claimed he has never heard me fart before.


We have been together 18 years too. I deserve a prize for that stealth

Did you fart? I never heard my ex fart either.

 

[Colleen]

Did you fart? I never heard my ex fart either.

I'm pretty sure he heard me fart in my sleep once

 

[-Rico-]

I'm pretty sure he heard me fart in my sleep once

How often do you fart though?

 

[The Great Deceiver]

So glad mine rarely farts.

get tested scott