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BStork

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This big ass kid lol. Idk when she decided to get so tall :hs:


She's dressed like a goddamn character from Dazed and Confused lol

Ignore the toddlers stuff in the background
 

the_antsy_honda

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That's adorable. And no, don't get your hopes up
It turns from cuddles to them banging on your door when you're trying to have some wife time, only to discover the reason they're bothering you is that they can't find their xyz thing that THEY lost, or that their sibling did something and they want to rat them out.

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8legs

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Put overalls on my boy today, but they only fit as pants - no shoulder straps. They fit really well as pants, actually.

I'm calling it f a s h i o n
 
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lol last OB appointments we've been meeting the other docs in the practice and they've all had their own way of saying so

'not on the small side'
'generously sized'
'there's no way to really tell but he'll be big'

thank docs

Your poor wife. I had a 5 lb 12 oz baby and by week 38 I was absolutely done. Thank goodness for a planned c-section. :rofl:
 

beddachedda

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Your poor wife. I had a 5 lb 12 oz baby and by week 38 I was absolutely done. Thank goodness for a planned c-section. :rofl:
she's 6' so HOPEFULLY she's got some advantage there, but yes, we're getting a bit antsy :noes:
 

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lol last OB appointments we've been meeting the other docs in the practice and they've all had their own way of saying so

'not on the small side'
'generously sized'
'there's no way to really tell but he'll be big'

thank docs
I'm really, really glad my kid waited until after he was out to be a behemoth. My cousin is a short person and all her kids were 9-10 lbs. Mine was 6.7 so not so bad. Now he's 2y 4m and over 40# wearing 3t.
 

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you know how your youngest kid gets to the age where they can basically use the bathroom themselves, buckle them selves into the car seat and you don’t really have to worry about all the baby craziness anymore and you start thinking OK life‘s gonna get easier again? I really enjoyed that feeling for about five minutes.

Also apparently the morning after pill doesn’t work so well for some women.

Fuck.
 

Thumpin'Ram

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So I've got one of those "Hollywood" mother in laws, who's bat shit insane. Classic narcissist, Polish immigrant who works for billionaires.
Anyway, she sees my son like 4 times a year. In Q1 she visited for a day and she cut his hair without our knowledge. She didn't like how long it was, so she cut it. My wife told her that it was unacceptable behavior and not to do it again.

She visited today, and chopped up his bangs again. He just had a haircut a week ago and looked really cute.

What's an appropriate punishment for this nut job? My wife is thinking of imposing a 6 month blackout from seeing him.
Any thoughts?
 

the_antsy_honda

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you know how your youngest kid gets to the age where they can basically use the bathroom themselves, buckle them selves into the car seat and you don’t really have to worry about all the baby craziness anymore and you start thinking OK life‘s gonna get easier again? I really enjoyed that feeling for about five minutes.

Also apparently the morning after pill doesn’t work so well for some women.

Fuck.
Time to get snipped man

I'm making an appointment
 

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you know how your youngest kid gets to the age where they can basically use the bathroom themselves, buckle them selves into the car seat and you don’t really have to worry about all the baby craziness anymore and you start thinking OK life‘s gonna get easier again? I really enjoyed that feeling for about five minutes.

Also apparently the morning after pill doesn’t work so well for some women.

Fuck.
I hope everything works out, but also want to wish you all congratulations . . . understand if you're not there yet. But we're rooting for you guys! :)
 

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