CREW SRS The all inclusive parenting thread v. Exhaustion/suicidal thoughts/moments of happiness

[Thumpin'Ram]

Welp I managed to keep a human alive for an entire year

Holy shit that was a year already?

And that cupcake is ridiculous.

 

[Mperor]

Happy Easter.

 

[the_antsy_honda]

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Happy Easter.

I know people aren't the picture in their avatars but I still expect it for some reason.

Dumb, I know

 

[Simple]

I know people aren't the picture in their avatars but I still expect it for some reason.

Dumb, I know

Wait till I disappoint you bb

 

[Mperor]

I know people aren't the picture in their avatars but I still expect it for some reason.

Dumb, I know

Wait youre not worf???

 

[the_antsy_honda]

Wait youre not worf???

No

 

[beddachedda]

Say hello to Reid y'all (on his first day, he's cuter now, still trying to get permission to post more here )

 

[Bloke]

Why Reid?

 

[Bloke]

Women are so fucking badass, dude. Like, we love and and wanna be with them and then they have children and they just demonstrate how bad ass they actually are

My wife will absolutely get angry with me because I don't know some of this.

 

[beddachedda]

Why Reid?

Why not?

 

[Bloke]

Why not?

Thought there was a story behind it. Just not a name I would use

 

[beddachedda]

Thought there was a story behind it. Just not a name I would use

Ah nah, we just liked it

 

[BStork]

My wife will absolutely get angry with me because I don't know some of this.

Whatchu mean

 

[beddachedda]

Super tough to keep him awake on the boob. Soon as it hits his lips,, it's nap time

 

[Leonard Washington]

 

[DasVWBabe]

Super tough to keep him awake on the boob. Soon as it hits his lips,, it's nap time

Ear tickle/cheek tickle to keep him awake. Have you guys seen a lactation consultant, yet?

www.kellymom.com

 

[fuct.]

No more helmet needed

 

[BStork]

Super tough to keep him awake on the boob. Soon as it hits his lips,, it's nap time

This is gonna sound weird...but...jack his arm like an old times water well pump.

 

[beddachedda]

Ear tickle/cheek tickle to keep him awake. Have you guys seen a lactation consultant, yet?

www.kellymom.com

We have at the hospital, he is REALLY drowsy. We've resorted to water wipes on his back

 

[beddachedda]

Was recommended against cheek tickle because it could cause him to de latch

 

[Bloke]

Whatchu mean

Like not knowing every single trick and so on

 

[Colleen]

Ear tickle/cheek tickle to keep him awake. Have you guys seen a lactation consultant, yet?

www.kellymom.com

Also this IG page is very helpful!!

https://instagram.com/legendairymilk?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

[BStork]

Like not knowing every single trick and so on

Eh yeah. It's a thing you gotta learn over time.

 

[Jinx]

Super tough to keep him awake on the boob. Soon as it hits his lips,, it's nap time

when my kid did that, i would just put my boob away and pull out something she loved playing with, whatever it was that day, to keep her little butt awake eventually, she would eat and then pass the fuck out

 

[BStork]

I've been in my feels today. Allow me to share:

When I got my vasectomy it was because I knew we were finished having babies. But I didn't think I'd mourn that phase being over. And while I don't regret it, I do find myself getting a little sad whenever I realize that we have truly moved on from that season.