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ghost.prawn

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Diablo!

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my 2.5yr old is having trouble with potty training. the other night at like 10pm she was crying that she had to go, so i brought up the potty. nothing happened other than her conning me into reading her more books

I was skeptical when my wife said this is what we were doing with our 20 month old, but it worked.

 
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digital jello

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That's a cute baby.
Give her all the treats.
Half my day is chillin w her. The other half is being outsmarted by her.

Christ we took her to a friends place tonight. Left her be w them. She tells them she wants cheese. They give her cheese. She goes where’s this cheese from? They say…cows. She goes “my house has cheese from goats”

I am raising an insane person
 

digital jello

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I was seriously misjudging what she was asking in terms of the cheese origin. I would have told her country of origin, not animal. 😂
😂😂 my friend came out and told me that story. Later I asked her if she told them we have goat cheese at the house and she was like “yeah” with that “yeah duh” inflection. Fucking kid
 
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😂😂 my friend came out and told me that story. Later I asked her if she told them we have goat cheese at the house and she was like “yeah” with that “yeah duh” inflection. Fucking kid
I love her. Babies with burgeoning sarcasm slay me. 🤣
 

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We went to a community Halloween thing for kids. Met up with a friend who moved back to town. My kid seemed to really like their kids, and their youngest is only 2 months apart. All my mom friends who had kids about the same time had moved away so this is pretty great. Indoctrinated my kiddo in the fashion of trick-or-treat. He tried his first skittle and I shared a lollipop. Waiting to see what kind of monster he transforms into with candy exposure.
 

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