The all inclusive parenting thread v. Exhaustion/suicidal thoughts/moments of happiness

[the_antsy_honda]

my wife just made me watch one of those iphone slideshows of my son over the last couple years. i started bawling like a baby.

Mine selects photos of my dumb ass doing stupid shit.

Google: hey remember that time you took a picture of broken plumbing? Good times.

Google: hey remember when you used to be skinny? Haha we do.

 

[the_antsy_honda]

I'm presently waiting in the car outside the dance studio waiting for my daughter to finish her lesson.

Debating if I should go get some taco bell or something

AMA

 

[Sp33dealer]

Mine selects photos of my dumb ass doing stupid shit.

Google: hey remember that time you took a picture of broken plumbing? Good times.

Google: hey remember when you used to be skinny? Haha we do.

sounds like a green bubbler thing lol

 

[Thumpin'Ram]

I'm presently waiting in the car outside the dance studio waiting for my daughter to finish her lesson.

Debating if I should go get some taco bell or something

AMA

What dance class?

 

[the_antsy_honda]

What dance class?

Some kind of hip hop thing, idk wife signed her up for it

 

[DasVWBabe]

I don't know if it's still around, but I used to have an app called 1SE (1 second everyday) that would compile videos of the baby combining pics & vids. Allllllways made me cry when I would watch the full year go by.

We had a COVID exposure at school, so we've been home since Wednesday. Kiddo was up *all night* trying to throw up. She never actually did, but my goodness, she is still a champ at handling it. No tears, all business, just gets it done.

 

[digital jello]

shaved my beard and scared my child a little lol

 

[Thumpin'Ram]

shaved my beard and scared my child a little lol

I remember when my dad shaved his mustache..I had no idea why a stranger came into my room and started tickling me.

 

[BStork]

I'm really hating myself right now

Why

 

[DasVWBabe]

I remember when my dad shaved his mustache..I had no idea why a stranger came into my room and started tickling me.

Same. Except for the tickling part.

 

[BStork]

I fucked up a good thing and can't go back

That sucks.

 

[digital jello]

I remember when my dad shaved his mustache..I had no idea why a stranger came into my room and started tickling me.

i remember being freaked whenever my dad shaved too. fuck i still am a little.

 

[digital jello]

it probably doesn't help that i experimented with a pencil mustache and flavor saver on the bottom lip my poor wife

 

[Faithless]

Started doing ballet at 9:30 on Saturdays with swimming at 10:30.

Good damn her naps afterward are 2.5 hours

 

[The Grand Inquisitor]

Started doing ballet at 9:30 on Saturdays with swimming at 10:30.

Good damn her naps afterward are 2.5 hours

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how old?

 

[Faithless]

how old?

4

 

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I don't know if it's still around, but I used to have an app called 1SE (1 second everyday) that would compile videos of the baby combining pics & vids. Allllllways made me cry when I would watch the full year go by.

Oh god I can't even watch the vids apple makes on its own. It could be a random day at the park but when it's set to music, I'll lose it.

Years ago I got my wife a Lenovo kitchen display hub thing and it's been really cool to watch it constantly cycle through all of our pictures. Good daily reminder of how fast it all goes.

 

[BStork]

Man, these girl scouts are getting DIRTY with their recruiting.

What I mean by that: They sent our youngest home with a wrist band, like you'd get for a concert or festival, on her wrist. It had a sticker on it with recruitment info on it and told her that "only her mommy could take it off".

She's asked about it twice now. She already plays soccer. We don't have time for another activity lol

 

[Remy Bressant]

my girls are starting water polo tonight. I'm more excited about this than i have been about my son playing soccer

 

[Simple]

my girls are starting water polo tonight. I'm more excited about this than i have been about my son playing soccer

Them Serbs gonna drown yo daughters

 

[Remy Bressant]

Them Serbs gonna drown yo daughters

shit better just do dance then instead

 

[Simple]

shit better just do dance then instead

Arm them with pipes

 

[poopies4u]

Welp #2 on the way, due in September. Officially grandpa at high school graduation

 

[Relax Preppy]

Welp #2 on the way, due in September. Officially grandpa at high school graduation

ill be 57

 

[DasVWBabe]

ill be 57

Almost 59 for me.

At least I got to go on this lovely journey once!