LOVE The meaning of life is to get laid

Locus Solus

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Nov 27, 2004
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My friend saw a television show that attested to the philosophy that "the meaning of life is to get laid." Now he keeps telling me that this is correct and that the reason we work, we go to school, we get a house and we live is to basically get laid. He believes our motivation to live is to get laid basically. He bases this idea on the fact that biological purpose is to reproduce and thus our evolutionary mechanisms pressure us into doing anything we can to do just that whether it be increasing our status through monetary goods or whether it means to sound impressive through education or a prestigious job.

Now I'm laughing at him because he's only gotten laid once in his life and has never had a GF while constantly trying to get one and it seems to me like he's the epitome of someone putting pussy on a pedestal. He ignores everything I say though and thinks he's right.

I was just wondering if people in the vaginarium think he's right.

edit: I think what he means is that in general our primary motivation for everything is to increase our chances of getting laid and not the actual "getting laid" part, per se. So in other words, one works hard in school or at their job to get promoted for the sole benefit of a higher chance of getting laid regardless of how much that guy already has sex.

another edit: His idea is for men only.
 
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Arkaybee

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I'm sure its in our genetic makeup to procreate. If I remember correctly, biologists have said that only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure. However, I think your friend needs to stop watching so much porn. That's usually what causes that mentality.
 

iwishyouwerebeer

you shut your cunt
Sep 1, 2006
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Yeah, that's dumb. Maybe it's the meaning of life for a young horny guy who never gets laid...but not eveyone's :dunno:
 

sportsjunkie

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Aug 3, 2005
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maybe he meant that the meaning to life is to get laid so we can produce offspring so the cycle continues

if i knew before hand that i was gonna live and not have kids ever and i have to find someone to fuck, i'd just end myself
 

BlackIce72

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Jan 4, 2005
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The reason isn't the same as the meaning.

The REASON for life might be closer to the word he's looking for.

For meaning... well, I'd point to Sartre or Camus or Frankl for good explanation.

I'm sure he was watching Mystery or someone just as manipulative
 

forgotmyname

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Jul 18, 2007
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The meaning of life is to give it all to God.

Yeah, I know, I went too much to the religious side, but that's my idea.

Also I believe that is the biggest challenge in life.
 

Ideotique

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Jul 11, 2004
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Shit, it's a fun aspect of life (more so than religion, but that's another shitfight for another forum) but there is far more to life and human interaction than that
 

Math-E

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Oct 11, 2002
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The meaning of life is to give it all to God.

Yeah, I know, I went too much to the religious side, but that's my idea.

Also I believe that is the biggest challenge in life.

I was talking about this at 4am this morning. How everything that I do is for God because that's who shaped my morals and values. I do everything that I think is right and what I believe would please God.
 

Viper

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Sep 22, 2004
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The meaning of life is to give it all to God.

Yeah, I know, I went too much to the religious side, but that's my idea.

Also I believe that is the biggest challenge in life.

I don't know that it's so much "giving all" to God as it more about "returning" to God.

God don't want your stuff, your life, etc. He just wants you to make it back to him.
 

Viper

Livin' la vida scrotum
Sep 22, 2004
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In a van down by the river
:bowrofl: @ the GIRLS saying getting laid is not that difficult.

You're fucking girls. You can go get dick anytime you want it. Right now, you could both walk outside and within in an hour be fucking any guy you want. :rofl:
 

iwishyouwerebeer

you shut your cunt
Sep 1, 2006
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:bowrofl: @ the GIRLS saying getting laid is not that difficult.

You're fucking girls. You can go get dick anytime you want it. Right now, you could both walk outside and within in an hour be fucking any guy you want. :rofl:
Exactly, which is why it's certainly not the "meaning of life" for everyone. Just horny guys who can't get laid.
 

sportsjunkie

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Aug 3, 2005
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:bowrofl: @ the GIRLS saying getting laid is not that difficult.

You're fucking girls. You can go get dick anytime you want it. Right now, you could both walk outside and within in an hour be fucking any guy you want. :rofl:

that means that a dude must be desperate enough to fuck any girl then...meaning if you go outside, you can find a chick to fuck as well
 

FloppyCock

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Jan 15, 2001
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Guys choose women on looks, women choose on social status, which makes it naturally more difficult for your average guy to get laid.

Maybe, but at the same time, do you really doubt that you could walk down to the nearest bar and go home with some swamp moose?
 

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