They found his body in the dumpster behind the gymnasium later that night

Boomchrono

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One day, the family got together for board games. The whole family. Grandma. Dad. Mom. Sisters and brothers. Brothers and sisters of mom Dad and grandma. Grandpa walked outside. We didn't hear from him for a while so I went outside and checked. He had put on his superhero costume and found his way to the roof. I yelled for the family to come outside and we all watched, aghast, as Grandpa got closer to the edge. I do not remember what happened after that.
 

deadbeef

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One day, the family got together for board games. The whole family. Grandma. Dad. Mom. Sisters and brothers. Brothers and sisters of mom Dad and grandma. Grandpa walked outside. We didn't hear from him for a while so I went outside and checked. He had put on his superhero costume and found his way to the roof. I yelled for the family to come outside and we all watched, aghast, as Grandpa got closer to the edge. I do not remember what happened after that.
The Aristocrats!
 

Boomdart

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Would seem like he'd be nice enough to do that for people, make them feel good about themselves. The bragging rights probably work for about a month until everyone is tired of talking about it, then they tell you he obviously was letting you win, then you get in to a fight with your best friends over the fact that you're sure you're better than Jordan and you stand on high on your kitchen table and exclaim Yes, I could have been a millionaire basketball player but nooo now I'm just a loser playing monopoly with you guys and losing at that too shit I can't pay your reading railroad tax how about I give you Baltic avenue in leu of your crushing fees?
 
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