This vanlife shit has gone too far

[Colt_Government]

Will she clean my house half naked?

 

[DieselUV]

Will she clean my house half naked?

what about fully

 

[Curegrrl]

I’d have Jorge or Jose do my lawn maintanence over a Stacy or Emily…
The crew working on my pool right now are the most hardworking guys I’ve ever seen. All their ice melted in their cooler yesterday and they were scared to ask me if I could spare some ice and kept apologizing to me. We’ve been buying them cases of waster, Gatorade and beer while they’ve been doing the build. I’m just so appreciative of their hard work.

 

[Sp33dealer]

Called em danger dogs in LA, they'd be outside the clubs cooking hot dogs on a grocery cart

Nothing was better at 2am than one of those, my god

 

[Uncle Phil]

Is it too late to jump on the van life bandwagon?

 

[bubbaZR2]

Does she do butt stuff?

 

[Cashishift]

I’d have Jorge or Jose do my lawn maintanence over a Stacy or Emily…
The crew working on my pool right now are the most hardworking guys I’ve ever seen. All their ice melted in their cooler yesterday and they were scared to ask me if I could spare some ice and kept apologizing to me. We’ve been buying them cases of waster, Gatorade and beer while they’ve been doing the build. I’m just so appreciative of their hard work.

We just had some landscaping done around the house.

I told them guys - garage fridge is all yours, take what you want or need.

Seemed like they really appreciated it

 

[Uncle Phil]

Does she do butt stuff?

Only bland, inferior sustenance.