I made these over on the Speed TV forums, but they turned out so funny I thought I'd share them with you guys. "Top 10 Reasons NASCAR wont run in the rain." 10. The water will melt the Dupont paint off of Gordon's #24 car. 9. Water and Viagra dont mix, not good or Mark Martin. 8. NASCAR has no official windshield wiper. 7. Goodyear 6. "Loose" and "Tight" would be added to "weeeeeeee!" 5. Suddenly there wont be a use for the window washer guy during pit-stops, and the union leaders wont have any of that. 4. It may give Dale Jarret a reason to run the big brown UPS truck. 3. After installing a CD player/stereo in his #8 car, Dale Jr has no extra electrical accesories outlets to put windshield wipers on his car. 2. Bobby Labonte's #18 Interstate Batteries car would short out in the rain. and the #1 reason Nascar wont run in the rain. People would stop questioning why NASCAR doesn't run in the rain. -------------------------------------------------------- "Top 10 reasons the IRL is better than CART" 10. Its easier to spell "IRL" 9. Its easy to draw a map of an IRL course. 8. Paul Tracy wouldn't be as good in Playgirl as Sarah Fisher would be in Playboy. 7. The IRL has the Indy 500, CART has the movie "Driven" 6. ABC knows how to cover motor racing (Oh wait, thats a reason CART would be better than IRL) 5. Series that have 3 letter names do good (DTM, WRC, WSB) 4. The IRL won the copyright infringment lawsuit over the IOC 3. "Indy Racing League" is easier for Ralph Shaheen to pronounce than "Bridgestone Presents Champ Car World Series Powered by Ford" 2. The Tony George/Chris Pook rivalry matches that of George Foreman and his waistline. and the #1 reason the IRL is better than CART Only at an IRL race can Tony Stewart go to a track and not be Boo'd.