So I've been seeing a guy for awhile now, and while a little freaky, has shown no interest or made no mention of having any bisexual tendencies. Last night I got some out of the blue texts from him saying how he was dragged out to gay bars last night, was offered cock, accepted, and sucked dick in front of everyone. When I asked him to call me, the response was "Nope, gay now." This morning, I wake up to "OMG, I'm so sorry about last night. No I'm not banging other girls, and no I'm not gay". But turns out one of his guy friends stayed over because he was too drunk to drive home and they shared the bed. Have yet to have a real conversation with him, but he swears up and down that nothing like he said happened. I have a hard time believing it. To my straight OTers: drunk or sober, would you ever lie about participating in same sex encounters as a joke if you didn't ever mean it? To me, homosexual and bisexual acts aren't a laughing matter, and I wouldn't even joke about doing those things unless there was some truth behind my innuendo. I'm pretty sure my best bet is to bail fast in this situation, but I thought it would be interesting to see if any of you would ever lie or joke about your orientation/actions, or if the only way you'd cross that line was if there's truth to your jest.