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Phlab

OT Supporter
May 2, 2004
43,903
NYC/Columbus
anyone play online? if so, where

i'm about to sign up with pokerstars.. if i'm gonna be broke, sick, and spiraling into alcoholism, i might as well start gambling
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cgper

OT Supporter
Jan 20, 2006
998
koleatown
havent played in a while but i dont think you can get rakeback on pokerstars.
you can get rakeback at fulltilt last time i checked.
also look to see if any sites are offering a first deposit match or something.
good luck
 
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Phlab

Phlab

OT Supporter
May 2, 2004
43,903
NYC/Columbus
oh and :rofl: online poker is ridiculous... yeah i was aware that they tweaked the hands to induce action, but its laughable... i got a royal flush and 4 of a kind my first weekend playing w/ playmoney
 

cgper

OT Supporter
Jan 20, 2006
998
koleatown
rakeback is where you get what you paid for rake...back.
it makes a big difference if you put in a good amount of playtime. but if you just want to play recreationally then i guess you dont need to bother.
i like pokerstars for what its worth. good tournament play.
 

RichieHemingway

Active Member
Jul 4, 2007
2,838
Haven't played for a while.

I'm a winner live but never could stay up online. Turned 100 bucks into a thousand in less than a week and never did cash it.

If you're a good player stay away, ha ha. The suck outs will make you hate poker forever.
 
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Phlab

Phlab

OT Supporter
May 2, 2004
43,903
NYC/Columbus
i'm not good.. i'm average. i rape the highest limit playmoney games, but that doesn't mean too much, since obv nobody cares about their money and plays all wacky. ive tried doing real money with my visa CC and mastercard checking card, but my bank declined the transaction both times, lol. so now i'm playing the freeroll tourneys til i can finally get some real $. my first one yesterday, placed 1529 out of 10,000. had to fold to shower, but my stack wasnt huge

we'll see what happenz i guess. either way it's fun
 

Bouwnt

choppa choppaaa
Feb 16, 2005
11,811
Plano, Tx
back when i was in college, my best friends starting playing online poker... quit the job we had together since he was making more than enough from poker. 2 years ago my dude moved to vegas and now plays professionally :rofl:

and i'm stupid jealous
 
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Phlab

Phlab

OT Supporter
May 2, 2004
43,903
NYC/Columbus
back when i was in college, my best friends starting playing online poker... quit the job we had together since he was making more than enough from poker. 2 years ago my dude moved to vegas and now plays professionally :rofl:

and i'm stupid jealous

dayum :hs: that would be so much fun

well honestly i dunno if playing professionally would be fun. it'd take the pleasure out of winning if you had to play 8 hours a day to get by. now if you were the type of hard pipe hittin nig that could throw down like 10 hours a week and be ballin like stalin, then thatd be hecka kosher. i'd like to get to the point where i can consistantly win on like 1/2 dollar tables where the pot is usually 20-30 dollars on a decent hand, and the level of play is above average (most people on low limit games are stooges). having fun, makin a few bucks, thatd be cool with me
 
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Phlab

Phlab

OT Supporter
May 2, 2004
43,903
NYC/Columbus
i have no idea :rofl: i was just goofin

wow what a gay word, i can't believe i just typed that. i'm gonna leave it though. yeah, i'll leave it.. just to let you guys know im not invincible
 
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Phlab

Phlab

OT Supporter
May 2, 2004
43,903
NYC/Columbus
:rofl: actually, i guess you can stake money.. it's kinda specific though. in the lobby you go to request -> transfer funds...

it'll prompt you for a user ID (Phlab) and an amount. in the amount box, put $500,000. it's just an algorythm, the real box comes up later i think ;)
 
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Phlab

Phlab

OT Supporter
May 2, 2004
43,903
NYC/Columbus
actually you should stake me like 2 bucks so i can play a few .1/.2 games :rofl: i'll hit you back when i make millions or send them a money order or whatever homoerotic process i have to go through to deposit cash
 

RichieHemingway

Active Member
Jul 4, 2007
2,838
I was actually a consistent winner on party poker, the suck outs happened much less often.

If I was allowed to play there I would still.

Wait, can I?
 
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Phlab

Phlab

OT Supporter
May 2, 2004
43,903
NYC/Columbus
hooray :) just got in the top 300 in a 15,000 player freeroll. get to play in another freeroll tournament this saturday. you get a little money if you're in the top 3000 of 10,000, a little more if 2000, etc.

:rofl: all i want is 5 bucks to play the .2/.4 games
 
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Phlab

Phlab

OT Supporter
May 2, 2004
43,903
NYC/Columbus
ey ey so check this. ive placed in two freeroll tournaments today, first one placed like 176th out of 800, 2nd one 45th out of 800 (could gone to like 25 but snl was starting) combined total of 88 cents :bowdown:

:rofl:

placed 260th out of 15,000 to earn a spot at a million dollar man final or whatever on pokerstars :bowdown:
 

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