The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-Man elite fighting unit called the U .S . Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Caroline, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about the terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5.They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This situation in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.