We are letting my brother in law move into our house

[Firewall97]

Kindly do the needful irregardless of the expected outcome

 

[chrislehr]

I get to laugh, because my father in law is in this same boat. Except he got his bro a camper and parked it in remote corner of his 30 acre farm, so technically he is far better off than you. The only rule he has is if you come near the house at night, you COULD get shot.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

 

[mdash]

set of rules

he's a grown fucking man. treat him like one.

he's clearly not a grown man.

 

[mdash]

He is a grown man.

Rule 1. Act like a grown man.
Rule 2. See Rule 1.

Most ITT are giving this kid too much credit. He's perpetually trying to right the ship, already has a kid he can't support, and clearly needs a set of rules to follow to get his shit in order.

 

[Tomash]

Oh shit, undeleted.

 

[beddachedda]

Most ITT are giving this kid too much credit. He's perpetually trying to right the ship, already has a kid he can't support, and clearly needs a set of rules to follow to get his shit in order.

irregardless, giving him a list like this will most likely only inspire him to bang the dude's daughter

 

[digital jello]

he's clearly not a grown man.

Most ITT are giving this kid too much credit. He's perpetually trying to right the ship, already has a kid he can't support, and clearly needs a set of rules to follow to get his shit in order.

i don't disagree, but those rules are still hilarious.

 

[I<3URANUS]

do you actually think that hell follow the rules when you're not home? Seriously just tell him that he can stay there for x amount of time and that if he doesn't find a job you'll kick him out. Once he does have a job he owes rent (low amount that he can afford and still save with) and if he doesn't pay then you'll kick him out.

You don't have to run a prison. You want him out, give him a reason to get out. Don't beat him down even more.

 

[RoudyruffKK]

The guest will be allowed use of a laptop(Dell E4300) while staying in the house. The guest will let the homeowners know of any software required for his use, and the homeowners will install it for him.

this

 

[mdash]

yea the list is definitely over the top. BIL will likely fuck with TS out of spite.

 

[Krammit]

this

Your request for the installation of PornDialer900.exe has been denied.

Signed,
Homeowner

 

[Firewall97]

11. If you use the restroom for taking a shit, the houseowner(s) must be notified prior to you flushing the toilet. In addition to that, at all times, you must sit when you pee. Toilet paper will be provided at no charge and must be loaded in accordance to the diagram which will be provided to you in this study packet.

 

[-Rico-]

fuct is fucked

 

[RoudyruffKK]

I had a real good friend that asked to live with us when we first bought our house for very minimal rent and I just told him what I expected if he was to live here, most of it was on cleanliness and guest rules since we had certain issues we were dealing with as well.


we gave him some rules to teach him responsibility and to make his stay here comfortable but not so comfortable that he'll stay here for years.

 

[OrionDartanyu]

 

[Armin Tamzarian]

The guest will be allowed use of a laptop(Dell E4300) while staying in the house. The guest will let the homeowners know of any software required for his use, and the homeowners will install it for him.

this is fucking killing me. Specifying the laptop model

 

[-Rico-]

 

[-Rico-]

Instead of typing allthatshitbyyou, you could have merely told your wife "no."

beta

 

[Hellequin]

Jesus Christ anybody that would actually write those rules and act like it's totally normal has got to be the biggest uptight faggot around.

 

[CrackSeed]

i love how he refers to his own bedroom as the "masters bedroom" wot m8? you got a black slave coming to stay in your house brah?

 

[chrislehr]

 

[DSHR]

ot'ers are getting eaten alive today

 

[Spiral Out]

i don't disagree, but those rules are still hilarious.

 

[Monk]

Irregardless of what the trolls ITT say, I think you're right to not let him near the E4300. We're not talking about XP home here.