We are letting my brother in law move into our house

MagaBomber

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May 26, 2004
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I wonder if there will be a notary there when the contract is presented. TS is just that cringe.
 

MagaBomber

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May 26, 2004
127,185
I can't get over how cringe this one is. Trying so hard to subtle brag

fuct. said:
7. The guest is welcome to utilize technology installed in the house, however any damages to the equipment by the guest or anyone the guest represents are the sole fiscal responsibility of the guest(including, but not limited to computers, televisions, servers, internet connectivity devices, media streaming devices, the “movie room”, etc…)
 

Capt. Hammer

Purveyor of Bespoke Photoshop ROFLs and LOLs
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Jun 14, 2003
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We should have a Houston OT meet over at fuct's place and just constantly berate his Brother-in-law to make him feel like an even bigger piece of shit
 

MagaBomber

OT Supporter
May 26, 2004
127,185
We should have a Houston OT meet over at fuct's place and just constantly berate his Brother-in-law to make him feel like an even bigger piece of shit

I honestly doubt fuct has friends or if he does he certainly never has them over




Could you imagine the waiver just for hanging out in his living room
 

MagaBomber

OT Supporter
May 26, 2004
127,185
Guest is allowed to use the remote but responsible for all damages including to the refrigerator, parked car, tile floors, door knobs, thermostat, toilets, banana hanger
 

-Rico-

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Aug 25, 2004
33,357
Tejas
I think a stern man to man talk would have sufficed.

Fuck this beta non-confrontational shit.
 
Nov 9, 2005
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12.The guest may use up to three (3) squares of toilet paper per bowel movement. If the guest requires additional squares he must notify the homeowner before accessing the squares.
 

baboymo

Have you been circumcised?
Nov 15, 2000
107,352
Bay Area, CA
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:rofl:

Almost spit chai tea on my work desk.
 

a-money

Well-Known Member
Apr 1, 2004
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yo if u feel u need all those rules for him to be there, why even invite him to stay in the first place

let that fucker drown on his own, aint got shit to do with u
 

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