We got a bank collapse y'all

[Gort]

 

[Hannibal King]

You tryna order a bespoke farm to table dildo or some shit?

Na bro.. ETSY sent a letter to my wife. They've frozen all payments from her sales.

 

[Kafka]

Na bro.. ETSY sent a letter to my wife. They've frozen all payments from her sales.

Is it related to this though? Maybe she violated their TOS in some way?

 

[Colt_Government]

If you own money to the banks, do you still have to keep on paying them?

 

[General_Zod]

Someone with chop skills need to add “It’s Forbin time”.

 

[Hannibal King]

Is it related to this though? Maybe she violated their TOS in some way?

Just found this

Etsy Sellers' Funds Frozen In Silicon Valley Bank Collapse

Sellers panic as Etsy misses payouts due to Silicon Valley Bank collapse.

www.valueaddedresource.net

 

[General_Zod]

If you own money to the banks, do you still have to keep on paying them?

 

[Remy Bressant]

Na bro.. ETSY sent a letter to my wife. They've frozen all payments from her sales.

So I’m not gonna get the bespoke farm to table dildo I ordered from her site?

 

[Camaro3800]

Not defending banks.. defending the wider economy from a major bank failure (or multiple probably)


Send the execs to prison, IDC

Send them to the federal “pound me in the ass” prison. Not the health spa center with their own room.

 

[couchlock]

Just found this

Etsy Sellers' Funds Frozen In Silicon Valley Bank Collapse

Sellers panic as Etsy misses payouts due to Silicon Valley Bank collapse.

www.valueaddedresource.net

oh shit

 

[intro_vert13]

 

[intro_vert13]

worthless fucking CPAs

 

[Cicada]

Just found this

Etsy Sellers' Funds Frozen In Silicon Valley Bank Collapse

Sellers panic as Etsy misses payouts due to Silicon Valley Bank collapse.

www.valueaddedresource.net

Mine are frozen

 

[Simius The Monkey]

If you own money to the banks, do you still have to keep on paying them?

Yeah. The debts to the babies doesn't go away... Nor do the bank's obligations to the people they owe money to. From what I know the government steroids on and runs shit liquidating assets and continuing to collect debts while trying to use that money to pay off creditors and deposits and whatnot. Then, after all is said and done, of anything is left the investors who own stocks in the bank might get to split whatever is left over.

 

[Blingin]

The day for me today ended up being pretty boring. I spoke to a banker at a different branch and he said theyd been slammed all day,
I asked if it was because of the smaller banks having issues and he asked me what i was talking about, which means although he was busy, his clients werent there because of panic, and since he had no idea what I was talking about he has his head stuck way up his ass.

 

[intro_vert13]

The day for me today ended up being pretty boring. I spoke to a banker at a different branch and he said theyd been slammed all day,
I asked if it was because of the smaller banks having issues and he asked me what i was talking about, which means although he was busy, his clients werent there because of panic, and since he had no idea what I was talking about he has his head stuck way up his ass.

yes but does your CRO have an accounting/finance degree?

 

[intro_vert13]

 

[Jon91SE]

“So many banking experts in here”

 

[intro_vert13]

“So many banking experts in here”

tag him pussy
@stevezissou

 

[Simple]

weak internal controls over financial reporting are just that.

weak internal controls over risk management is something else altogether

source: armchair expert

 

[Simple]

DEEP MEANING

 

[Simple]

hth

 

[intro_vert13]

weak internal controls over financial reporting are just that.

weak internal controls over risk management is something else altogether

source: armchair expert

pffft you didn't even include working papers in your analysis

 

[Simple]

pffft you didn't even include working papers in your analysis

they are nicely referenced in accordance with our firm's best practices and available for download at your convenience.

 

[Simple]

worthless fucking CPAs

this is such a bad take