Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, Jan 6, 2010.
How'd you do it?
My bestfriend's room-mate's girlfriend's step-dad attacked my best friend. I pulled him off. He wrenched my thumb the wrong way. Then there was a yelling match and he decided to leave rather abruptly...
That was new years eve. It just dawned on me today that my thumb still kinda hurt. Aaaand bone splint.
I cant play X-box! I cant even jerk off properly!
Wowzers. Your fingers are very small compared to your thumb.
i was just playing xbox
i've always wondered what do you do when it itches
I had an aneurysm
Oh, snap, that does not look too well
maybe try jerkin it lefty?
I felt the psychic feedback from your aneurysm while I had an aneurysm of my own.
and if i ever broke my thumb and couldn't play xbox...i...uh....
i can't even type out the words...
if i couldnt jerk off, i think asian massage parolours would know me by first name.
How long you have to put up with that shit?
When I broke my pinkee helping my cousin move it was six weeks.... and man did that digit reek when they took everything off.
It's padded beyond reason like a 12 year olds bra.
I lucked out. Its a bone splint. I get this cast off in two weeks.
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When I broke my hand last year I had to re teach myself how to jerk with a new hand.
Everyone should practice with your "off" hand in case this emergency arises. I wasn't able to go back to my "all star" for 4 months.
But I was never better at rock band (ask void).
that's suck. you should fuck him up with a bat when you're feeling better.
But yeah that sucks, if I broke my hand right now I'd probably end up killing myself with booze, cause drinking and xbox are about the only things im doing right now
never make a post with both me and your maturbating techniques again
rock band is dead to me (unless i get more metal)
I had an aneurysm.
Love you guys