Went on vacation, ended up having a Ball. *Watch Crew Content*

[fuqxyu]

Stfu cooly

You poor Fuck

 

[cooly]

i guess it doesn't look too bad. i saw a homeless man wearing the same watch a couple days ago

 

[MrBonus]

i guess it doesn't look too bad. i saw a homeless man wearing the same watch a couple days ago

Was he also blind?

 

[cooly]

Was he also blind?

he had a lazy eye so he can't see the watch anyway

"thank god", he said

 

[ballistic]

Go to bed Bonus. Otherwise your wife will have to go to bed unfulfilled AND alone.

 

[MrBonus]

Go to bed Bonus. Otherwise your wife will have to go to bed unfulfilled AND alone.

If I wore that watch, I'd spend a lot of time unfulfilled and alone.

 

[ballistic]

If I wore that watch, I'd spend a lot of time unfulfilled and alone.

So buy one for your wife. She's got the second half of the equation already.

 

[MrBonus]

So buy one for your wife. She's got the second half of the equation already.

This whole secret gay vacation and ugly watch thread clearly has upset you.

 

[ballistic]

This whole secret gay vacation and ugly watch thread clearly has upset you.

Yes clearly.

 

[chansigril]

real talk, whats a watch like that cost? I dont care about the band if that changes the price any.

$1xxx.

 

[cooly]

lock and archive imho

 

[Jason]

lock and archive imho

Location: ballistic's watch cabinet

 

[digital jello]

lol

 

[MrBonus]

This thread is all kinds of insane.

 

[ballistic]

I just want MrBonus and Jason to recognize that they're on the same nut-riding bandwagon as Cooly.

I hope you're both proud of that.

 

[stradivarius]

lol

 

[cooly]

Location: ballistic's watch cabinet

WATCHING...WATCHING AND WAITING

 

[MrBonus]

I don't understand why someone would list the location of where they live in their profile but won't list a vacation destination.

 

[ballistic]

WATCHING...WATCHING AND WAITING

If you don't go away I'm going to drop a box of toothpicks.

 

[ballistic]

I don't understand why someone would list the location of where they live in their profile but won't list a vacation destination.

I don't understand why you care so much.

Don't you have an important client to be servicing so that you can leave for your awkward mancation tomorrow?

 

[Downset]

Yeah, just because I don't want to broadcast the details of my life to a bunch of neckbeards on OT makes me a paranoid fuck, especially since there has never been an instance of any weird fucks on this site tracking people down IRL and fucking with them.

Troll harder, idiot.

We all care more about where you went on vacation than your stupid watch bro.

 

[MrBonus]

I don't understand why you care so much.

Don't you have an important client to be servicing so that you can leave for your awkward mancation tomorrow?

I'm intrigued by strange emotional disorders.

 

[ballistic]

We all care more about where you went on vacation than your stupid watch bro.

I went to Adak Island, Alaska for two weeks.

Big fun seal hunting this time of year and visiting the historic Russian Orthodox churches. I also handjobbed some native peoples and cornholed a walrus.

Good times, good times. All in all, an unforgettable experience.

 

[MrBonus]

I went to Adak Island, Alaska for two weeks.

Big fun seal hunting this time of year and visiting the historic Russian Orthodox churches. I also handjobbed some native peoples and cornholed a walrus.

Good times, good times. All in all, an unforgettable experience.

Pics?

 

[stradivarius]

its a piece of a fucking jewelry god damn, its not like you found a stash of hidden documents or something from the NSA