What did you get your woman for Valentine’s Day?

[JacksonWhite]

Nothing yet and she already specifically said no flowers.


What to get?

 

[AndyP]

Ski trip to Telluride and a massage.

You could always get yours a card.

 

[ChemicalWhore]

Prior to breaking up I had this Disney flower thing and coupon for a massage guess I’ll spend it on meal prep shit now

 

[Hannibal King]

Covid vaccine

 

[horus]

nothing we don’t do that shit

 

[tomato paste]

Natural Brazilian Cowhide 7' 11" x 6' 11"Chocolate, Espresso & Mocha / 8' X 7'

 

[Grape_Ape]

She gonna get this anaconda
That’ll do

 

[12xalt]

I've haven't gotten myself anything yet. Might be a good excuse to finally pick up the Lego Land Rover Defender I've been wanting

 

[Mrfrosty]

nothing we don’t do that shit

Every day you're with her is a gift iirc

 

[horus]

Every day you're with her is a gift iirc

 

[wizurd]

a 'Thanks for your service' card

 

[Muddy Waters]

Tool set

 

[Camaro3800]

Valentines gifts? What am I, 16?

 

[CheeseDanish]

Prior to breaking up I had this Disney flower thing and coupon for a massage guess I’ll spend it on meal prep shit now

Massage during a pandemic

Why

 

[RotorBalls]

She has no hobbies or interests...buying shit for her sucks

 

[scotty]

Prior to breaking up I had this Disney flower thing and coupon for a massage guess I’ll spend it on meal prep shit now

Details on Disney flower thing? My gf loves all things Disney.

 

[RickylSmalls]

Hard dick

 

[ChemicalWhore]

Details on Disney flower thing? My gf loves all things Disney.

Disney Collection

Order luxury rose arrangements online by the dozen. Send beautiful, hand arranged roses that will arrive in our elegant boxes.

www.roseshire.com

 

[ChemicalWhore]

Massage during a pandemic

Why

My friend started his own massage therapy studio was helping out a friend and giving her something she enjoys

 

[Snake Pliskin]

I write a letter every year not to be opened until ten years have passed. In the letter I talk about all the things we enjoyed the previous year. Five more years till she opens that first letter. If we're still together it will be wonderful. One day one of us will pass away and we'll always have the letters.

I also do a picnic basket with cheese, smoked salmon, olives, wine, and some dessert, and we go to a spot we regularly made love before being able to live together.

 

[beddachedda]

A burrito

 

[crotch]

a mediocre weinering

 

[horus]

a mediocre weinering

a subpar rogering

 

[saabguy]

Hard dick

Do you watch, or do you leave so she can enjoy it?

 

[saabguy]

I write a letter every year not to be opened until ten years have passed. In the letter I talk about all the things we enjoyed the previous year. Five more years till she opens that first letter. If we're still together it will be wonderful. One day one of us will pass away and we'll always have the letters.

I also do a picnic basket with cheese, smoked salmon, olives, wine, and some dessert, and we go to a spot we regularly made love before being able to live together.

That’s really nice. Last line is a little weird, but I get it