Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by lucky579, Feb 10, 2008.
pee and/or poop. wipe. check teeth for pubes. look for hickies. remove make-up smudgies. pray you havent took off while doing all this... or pray that you have.
try to let the cum drip out so it doesn't all of the next day at work
oh yes that too...
Pee, clean up all the cum (mine and his if he came in me). It always takes me forever to pee after sex for some reason, it likes to take awhile to come out
pee so you dont get a UTI
Finish the job.
Not that this has ever happened to me before...
I'll sit there for 5 minutues sometimes trying to pee.
But just FYI to the threadstarter, even if you're not cumming in your girl, it's still important that she try to use the bathroom afterwards because it reduces the chance of getting a urinary tract infection.
shower and wash off the shame
dump the contents of the condom in her vag...but luckly you put hot sauce in it before you told her to flush it :Owned:
Must be ur prostate gland still swollen.... er I meant ur G spot
Excuse my ignorance but how do you get a UTI if you dont pee after sex? He's not fucking your urethra
Bacteria gets pushed up there just by all the movement...
Glad I'm not the only one. That is the most annoying feeling ever. You feel like you have to pee and if you don't do it the feeling won't go away but it takes forever for it to happen. It's like dammit just happen already so I can get back in bed and cuddle
clean up any cum
and check my face/hair
you go in the bathroom and laugh after sex?
I get the same way. But I guess I have a good reason to. Problem got a little cum left up in there.
lol, no. Just laughing at the fact that the OP has no idea. Either he's brand new to sex or dense as hell.
take off my human suit, rinse it, stretch out my iljabcorxindak, put human suit back on, and go back to cuddle
no but srsly i just pee, clean up spermz, wash hands, then i'm done
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