What do i get wife for christmas?

DeezNortz

THE MEATLOAF! WE WANT IT NOW!!!
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Sep 15, 2010
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Doesn't need shoes. doesn't need bags. doesn't need much.

Thoughts? Something small...

Air Fryer?
 
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DeezNortz

DeezNortz

THE MEATLOAF! WE WANT IT NOW!!!
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Sep 15, 2010
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Massage from a black man with a turgid rod?
 
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DeezNortz

DeezNortz

THE MEATLOAF! WE WANT IT NOW!!!
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I think i'm going to get her a gift card for a massage. you guys are the best.
 

Finest

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Mar 16, 2000
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A custom printed rug that says "Whoever is standing on this will get their dick sucked" with two foot prints on it. Then stand on it while looking her in the eyes, down at the rug, then back at her and raise your eyebrows. :naughty:
 
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Yeahdoug

I paid money for this shit?
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A custom printed rug that says "Whoever is standing on this will get their dick sucked" with two foot prints on it. Then stand on it while looking her in the eyes, down at the rug, then back at her and raise your eyebrows. :naughty:
front door rug?
 

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