what the hell are these things i found in my house?

fuct.

Pax sola in morte
Nov 12, 2000
131,697
Houston
found these in the attic. they are very pokey, and well wrapped.

they're about 6' tall. the pokey shit is longer/more pronounced at one end than the other...

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Jonny Chimpo

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Dec 20, 2003
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Hell
Those are super valuable bro, you should hang on to them. Those are original props from Demolition Man before they changed the script to refer to three sea shells after Sylvester Stallone sustained serious rectal injuries Attempting to actually use them.
 

BStork

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Apr 28, 2007
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It's definitely something you shove in your dick bro trust me bro
 
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