what the hell are these things i found in my house?

[fuct.]

found these in the attic. they are very pokey, and well wrapped.

they're about 6' tall. the pokey shit is longer/more pronounced at one end than the other...

 

[FutureMan]

Irish walking stick

 

[.chris]

Antenna

 

[Sp33dealer]

wot in tarnation

 

[fuct.]

Irish walking stick

no, if it was a shilleglagh i'd be fucking pumped.

 

[the_antsy_honda]

some kinda kinky sex toy

 

[lawnboy]

 

[joke's old]

i'll guess decor of questionable taste

 

[HUGE]

Urethra cleaners.

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[tommylightning]

Maybe something related to gardening or floral arrangements ?

 

[brianpsx]

Rear Ticklers

 

[horus]

those are murder hooks

 

[Eskimo Yo-Yo]

Some weird science experiment

 

[Sp33dealer]

COVID vaccine syringe

 

[BStork]

Sounding rods.

 

[fuct.]

those are murder hooks

 

[Mammoth]

Do it yourself abortion stick?

 

[pepsi]

no idea, but i feel like i seen some myself in the past

 

[Jonny Chimpo]

Those are super valuable bro, you should hang on to them. Those are original props from Demolition Man before they changed the script to refer to three sea shells after Sylvester Stallone sustained serious rectal injuries Attempting to actually use them.

 

[General_Zod]

All the wrapped wire seems to be going one direction, maybe homemade bird spike strip?

 

[mollywhop]

Maybe something related to gardening or floral arrangements ?

That’s my thought too. Makes the most sense

 

[fuct.]

All the wrapped wire seems to be going one direction, maybe homemade bird spike strip?

why the inconsistency though? it's really "fuzzy" on one side and barren on the other

 

[BStork]

It's definitely something you shove in your dick bro trust me bro

 

[General_Zod]

All the wrapped wire seems to be going one direction, maybe homemade bird spike strip?

IDK. Lazy workmanship?

 

[Asdf1]

It's definitely something you shove in your dick bro trust me bro

really bro